"SS, in Return of the Jedi Yoda tells Luke: 'When 900 years you reach look as good you will not.' Does this mean that Luke becomes so strong in the Force he reach 900 years of age or more before death or is Yoda once again speaking without thinking? (SuperShadow: Yoda is using sarcastic, ironic humor to denigrate Luke. Yoda enjoys bragging about his ancient age.)"
This is the stupidest question I've read on a site already filled to overflowing with stupid questions. Its a wonder this person can even operate a VCR to watch the movies. I know we all wonder how SS keeps fooling people, but I think we forget just how many idiots there are in the world.
What like, how much he paid in taxes last year. On a side note, honestly I bet his work or a fellow work collegue knows what he has been doing.
So he designs Kitchen cabnets huh? I wonder how much that makes a year. I guess its better than being a janitor, but still. I look that guy, and I see someone who so bored with their own life, he has to live a fictional one. I wonder if his work collegues hate his ass, ass much as we do.
Recently on Supershadow.com:
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Reading another fan's post about Luke being the Chosen One. This is impossible. The Chosen One has to be born of a virgin, so Anakin is the Chosen One. (SuperShadow: You are assuming that Padme was not a virgin when Luke and Leia were conceived. It is possible that Padme was indeed a virgin.)
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Virgin, huh. I've heard that one before.
Also on Supershadow.com:
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Hey S.S., how's this for a fix in the ultra edition? Instead of Vader simply just "Going Downtown" with Sidious, he picks up Sidious, but as Vader does so Sidious uses Force speed with his left hand, grabs Vader's right arm (or what's left of it), tears it completely off exposing some cool FX machinery (similar to a terminator endoskeleton). (SuperShadow: Ultra cool.)
Meanwhile Sidious still has Luke near death with Force lightning coming from his right hand. Vader then uses his left hand in a super quick uppercut-like choke hold on Sidious' throat, coming in contact (albeit slightly) with the Kyber Crystal. You then have a fast zoom-in shot of Sidious' eyes, focusing all his hatred and disgust at Vader.
Zoom out, Sidious now uses Force lightning on Vader by grabbing Vader's left arm and squeezing right through the biceps area with his fist (also exposing some good FX shots). (SuperShadow: Neato.) Sidious' right hand then claws at Vader’s right arm shoulder stump and sends Force lightning throughout Vader's body.
At this moment both are locked in an epic battle of wills. Both fueled by the Kyber Crystal. Through the choke hold Sidious still manages to cackle and says: "Come my apprentice, we can still defeat the Jedi. We must kill Skywalker!" Vader then gets a sudden surge (one he hasn't felt since he was Anakin), picks Sidious up with his choke hold and holds him on top of the rail overlooking the pit.
With his last bit of strength, fury and rage, Vader replies: "No! I am Skywalker!" (in exactly the same way he told Luke he was his father). With that he shot-puts Sidious down the pit. Word. (SuperShadow: This is totally awesome. You have added much drama and tension to Return of the Jedi. This idea will be forwarded.)
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You did it! You finally did it! You made the stupidest thing to ever exist, and it couldn't have been done without our pal Supershadow.
heres something new from ss.com:
If the sequel trilogy is ever made, won't it conflict horribly with the expanded universe books that are on the market and make a right old mess of the time line? (SuperShadow: The expanded universe is just for fun. It does not represent Lucas‘ true vision of Star Wars.) If Lucas makes these films, I hope he won't personally (and I'm a fiend when it comes to Star Wars), then he'll create a division amongst the fans. (SuperShadow: Very few fans read the expanded-universe materials. The schism will be tiny.)
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right, so very few fans read the books, that would explain several of them being on bestseller lists.
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For instance: How could they utterly destroy the dark side in the 9th film? When the books point out it's more to do with what kind of person you are rather than a sinister power that Force users are prone to. "The Force is a reflection of what it finds in you" - Vergere. (SuperShadow: The books are not real. Do not take them seriously.) That's backed up by virtually all of the material in the Star Wars universe.
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I didnt know the books werent real, i could have sworn i was reading one yesterday.
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How's world domination, S.S.? (SuperShadow: Lucasfilm is ecstatic that SS.com is the most powerful voice in Star Wars fandom. I‘m laughing at Lucasfilm, not laughing with them. Hahaha.)
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riiight. 🙄
Seems like George Lucas ignored the timetable by announcing the title "Revenge of the Sith" at the San Diego convention in July, instead of waiting until November as we expected. (SuperShadow: SS.com leaked the Revenge of the Sith title so Lucas had no choice but to release the title earlier than he wanted to.)
Oh geez. 🙄