The SuperShadow giggletime happy thread!!!

Started by Ogami Itto249 pages

George Lucas: You are referring to the Penari light saber, which is a sword so powerful that it can cut through the blades of other light sabers. I believe we can find a small role for the Penari in Episodes 7 to 9. It would be a powerful tool if the Penari technology fell into the hands of the Dark Jedi. This is something I will definitely explore in future re-writes of the sequel trilogy.

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...the Penari light saber, which is a sword so powerful that it can cut through the blades of other light sabers.

That makes absolutely no sense. Is he really that dumb? I'm starting to think he does all this on purpose, either to piss people off or make them laugh.

ridiculous

George Lucas: I value your opinion because you are a true fan who really cares about Star Wars. That being said Jar Jar is really a fan idea. Shadow did research prior to when we wrote The Phantom Menace script and Shadow learned that the fans wanted a comical character who was a cross between Chewbacca and See Threepio.

I believe Jar Jar is the best possible comic relief character ever created. Just because one or two sad nerd losers don’t like Jar Jar doesn’t matter at all. Jar Jar receives more fan mail than any other character. The people have spoken. Jar Jar is a resounding success on all levels imaginable.

"Since C-3PO probably won't be in the prequels, you know what would be great? A comic relief character kinda like him. But you know I've always liked Chewbacca the best so why not cross him with C-3PO? I dunno, maybe not necessarily as hairy or as menacing... maybe the exact opposite. Like lizard-y and dumb. REAL dumb. When he opens his mouth, it should be apparent how freaking stupid he is. And if he's gonna sound stupid, he should look dumb... big floppy ears have always looked pretty stupid to me, so. And let's make him do inane things. Like, waste screen time on him so he can do stuff that's, like, funny. And since this is PG, I guess it should be funny for little kids, so it make it real simple. Yeah, I like the way this is going. Remember his name has to have a hyphen in it; all of GL's characters have hyphens."

- Fan before TPM was written

Hmmm.....Supersicko would be quiet appropriate for our friend Mickey Suttle. He might have a laugh at all the young kids he rips off but at the end of the day it will all catch up to him and he will find himself sued for alot of of money that i'm sure he doesn't have! His first draft of episode 3 is a disgrace! It's no where near it! My 4 year old daughter could have written a better one.........lol....Mickey....lol..........your making a disgrace of yourself for all the world to see!!!!!!

I posted this on another thread, and I am now posting it here. Let's hope something happens...

We all know that Time.com has a link to SS's site. And we all hate that fact.

Today I called Lucasfilm Ltd. I told the secretary who answered my call that I had seen a link on Time.com to a star wars site called supershadow.com. I told her that there were interviews there with GL where he was ridiculing his fans, making fun of them.

She said, "Let me put you through to PR immediately."

I got right through to PR. A very nice lady spoke with me. I told her the same thing, and I told her that this supershadow claims to be close personal friends with GL. I asked her if GL was going around making fun of his fans and putting them down.

She said "No, absolutely not. George would never make fun of his fans."

I said that I didn't think so either. I asked her if he was friends with this guy.

She said, "I think you're being scammed."

Then she said, "I'm going to look into this right now. What was that site again, Super what?"

I said "supershadow.com." I said that I was glad she was going to look into this, because I thought this was pretty negative PR.

She then thanked me VERY warmly for letting her know about this.

I think we may be on to something here. It could actually happen.

Let's hope, let's hope, let's hope.

I especially love the part where the PR lady says "What was that site again? Super what?"

I think that speaks volumes.

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Well done cornponious, its about time someone told lucasfilm about that. Hopefully soon superarse will be gone forever from the net.

I've posted info on the OS multiple times and gotten shut down every time I do. They always preferred to "ignore it".

It will be interesting to see how this plays out.

Detective Corn strikes again 😮‍💨

Top work as always 🙂

Too late, but I thought I'd send in this idea anyway. (SuperShadow: Yep, it is kinda late in the game. Hahaha.) Instead of Anakin choking Padme and her dying, she gives birth to Luke and Leia and Obi-Wan senses that Luke has an incredible power so they decide to give him to Owen and Lars so if Vader ever finds Padme, as they know he'll try to, Luke won't be with her. (SuperShadow: Sounds pretty sweet.)

Padme then goes to Alderaan with Leia, Jar Jar Binks and Bail Organa. (SuperShadow: Alas not to be.) Vader is obsessed with finding Padme, so once he's healthy enough to do so he does and he goes to Alderaan and Padme tells Bail to take Leia and go hide and that she's going to try to bring Anakin back to the light side of the Force, so she waits to meet him. (SuperShadow: Killer cool.) Once Vader arrives Padme tries to bring him back, but Vader keeps screaming: "You can't love me now that I'm deformed." (SuperShadow: Hahaha. Poignantly funny.)

Padme says: "I don't care what you look like, I'll always love you." Vader says: "You're lying." Then Vader goes nuts and decapitates Padme, but he never finds out about Luke or Leia. This would explain how Leia said that her mother died when she was "very young." (SuperShadow: Awesome stuff.)

seriously....if this wasnt SS making up stuff and pretending its other people....THESE PEOPLE MUST BE FKIN STUPID!

Hi again guys. I'm from a place called Malmoe, Sweden, and It's Sci-Fi Convention weekend. Guests: Tumera Morisson, John-Rhys Davies, David Carradine and: Peter Mayhew!

So, I went up to Peter, (a bit nervous since I wasn't buying any autograph, and you aren't permitted to do that then) and told him about SS. He said that he knew about it, and that they had phoned LucasFilm about it, who in turn told them they couldn't do anything. But at least the guy knows! That's pretty cool.

BTW, did you know that SS has a "new girlfriend" up on his site? ~snicker, snort ROFLMAO~ All I can say is "he's got a good imagination", cause that's about all he'll be doing with that particular girl. 😂

I sent Mr. Mayhew an e-mail on the subject when he was the one "being interviewed", and he kindly responded [go back some pages to see]

Cornponious -
Do you plan to follow up with a phone call to see if anything has been investigated?

George Lucas: No, I had not always intended for Boba Fett to be a clone. It just sort of worked out that way. When I created Jango Fett for Attack of the Clones, Shadow suggested that Jango should wear Mandalorian armor and Jango should have a cloned kid named Boba. I thought this was a brilliant series of ideas and went with them.

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Hey guys I'm brand new here, stumbled across this forum after looking for people who think SS is retardedly hilarious. This was from todays front page:

Here is something cool I found in the archives. I put it in a nice list format for you.

JEDI & SITH RANKS

Jedi Ranking System

1. Taskih Padawan - Padawan in a class, younger than 7
2. Obsiskius - Padawan in a class, 7 or older
3. Quarton - Padawan apprentice in one-on-one training with Master
4. Markib - Padawan whose completed training under Master
5. Tarnga - Jedi Knight, having passed Jedi Trials
6. Herskan - Jedi Knight with Padawan apprentice
7. Urden Plosk - Jedi Knight whose trained apprentice to Jedi Knight
8. Grentorg Civos - Jedi Master, allowed to lead other Jedi Knights
9. Kerton Rimidon - Jedi Master appointed to Jedi Council

Sith Ranking System

1. Reveridian - Chosen by Sith Master to be Dark Side Adept
2. Shiboku - Dark Side Adept to survive months of training
3. Valoridian - Sith Apprentice, can use Force lightning and Force choke
4. Utalli - Sith Apprentice, can use Force avalanche, Force earthquake, and Force fireball
5. Gorgais - Sith Apprentice capable of succeeding Sith Master
6. Whatazor - Sith Master. (SuperShadow: Great stuff. This reveals the ranks a Jedi and Sith earn as they climb the different levels of being a Jedi or Sith.) 🤪

His delusions have no bounds.....incredible!!!

😂thats obviously from some RPG or something

I was at work when i saw that and had to try to not to burst out laughing, I mean come on, 'Whatazor', what the freakin hell is he going on about this time?? Funniest thing since Darth Secretus. 😆

Or Darth firerock lol