Originally posted by antisupershadow
Ok just noticed that sorry. Dead Parrot Sketch.
Heheh. I was just imagining the whole thing as, like you wrote, a "dead pirate sketch"... beginning with John Cleese lugging this huge bearded guy into the shop.
"I wish to register a complaint about this pirate I purchased not half an hour ago in this very boutique."
"Ah yes, the Caribbean Blackbeard. Lovely specimen, beautiful eyepatch. What seems to be the trouble?"
"I'll tell you what's the trouble, mate, he's bloomin' dead."
"No, no, he's just pining for the reefs. I mean, he's sleeping."
"All right, let's wake him up then. Ahoy, Blackbeard! Yo ho ho! Avast ye, matey! Shiver me timbers, me hearty! ARRRR!"
"There, he moved!"
"No he didn't, you jiggled his beard. Look, mate: This pirate is no more! He's been sunk! He's walked the plank! He's gone to Davy Jones' locker! He's turned into skull and crossbones! He's cashed in his doubloons! He's hit the deck! This - is an ex-pirate!"
etc. etc. etc.
The weird thing about it is, this would probably work as a Python skit...
Originally posted by SixOfTwelve
Heheh. I was just imagining the whole thing as, like you wrote, a "dead pirate sketch"... beginning with John Cleese lugging this huge bearded guy into the shop."I wish to register a complaint about this pirate I purchased not half an hour ago in this very boutique."
"Ah yes, the Caribbean Blackbeard. Lovely specimen, beautiful eyepatch. What seems to be the trouble?"
"I'll tell you what's the trouble, mate, he's bloomin' dead."
"No, no, he's just pining for the reefs. I mean, he's sleeping."
"All right, let's wake him up then. Ahoy, Blackbeard! Yo ho ho! Avast ye, matey! Shiver me timbers, me hearty! ARRRR!"
"There, he moved!"
"No he didn't, you jiggled his beard. Look, mate: This pirate is no more! He's been sunk! He's walked the plank! He's gone to Davy Jones' locker! He's turned into skull and crossbones! He's cashed in his doubloons! He's hit the deck! This - is an ex-pirate!"etc. etc. etc.
The weird thing about it is, this would probably work as a Python skit...
LOL it would knowing them.
Originally posted by general-pain
Darth Anus probably is going take credit for this famous scene as well:"Its only a scratch."
Only A scratch!?!? Your arm is missing!"
"No its not."
"Look"
I've had worst."
Kudos to the person that correctly guesses what movie this is from
quest for the Holy Graal 😉
~wickerman~
Originally posted by SixOfTwelve
Shouting the "Black Knight" dialogue from Holy Grail during the Obi-Anakin duel is pretty high on the list of cinematic signs of disrespect... 😄Just below it, incidentally, is yelling "Run forest run!" while the Ents are beginning their charge against Isengard.
ROFL.
If Darth Anus takes credit for this "M*A*S*H" joke, then he better start praying for mercy
Hawkeye and B.J(well i think it was them) are out hunting, B.J shoots a pigeon, which hits the ground and then seems to blow up
Hawkeye looks at where the explosion was and then says ' Either that bird hit a land mine, or you shot a Kamakazie pigeon (If I got anything wrong, its probably because that was the first time I ever watched "M*A*S*H"
I thought Klinger was pretty funny also
Ex: Two M.Ps drag Klinger (who is wearing swimming trunks and clutching something yellow) into Colonel Potter's office
"We caught this man trying to dive into the river, Sir."
"And I would've if they hadn't got me, down to the River Seoul, then to the Sea of Japan, then to the Pacific ocean, and then to the Golden Gate!"
"But you would've drowned."
"No Sir" He then pulls something on the yellow thing that he is holding, which inflates into a giant life raft.
Mr. Lucas, you have created cinematic history for many generations. I heard that SuperShadow is auditioning for the actor and actresses for the sequel trilogy. I am a die-hard Star Wars fan. I hope I could get a chance of being in the film, even as just a Jedi extra.
George Lucas: Shadow will be in charge of most aspects of the production for Episode 7 if we ever get to that stage. Shadow will audition people from all over the world to find the best actors for the various roles. You will be given your chance. After all the great advice Shadow has given for the prequels, I believe only Shadow is qualified to carry on with Star Wars. Nobody understands Star Wars to the degree that Shadow does. Shadow is the best thing to ever happen to Star Wars. He is a gift from God.
Ok Darth Anus/Mickey/Supershadow us getting wacky again, having George Lucas praise him like he worships the guy, like hes some kind of god
Back on topic:
George Lucas: Shadow will be in charge of most aspects of the production for Episode 7 if we ever get to that stage. Shadow will audition people from all over the world to find the best actors for the various roles. You will be given your chance. After all the great advice Shadow has given for the prequels, I believe only Shadow is qualified to carry on with Star Wars. Nobody understands Star Wars to the degree that Shadow does. Shadow is the best thing to ever happen to Star Wars. He is a gift from God.
SOLID GOLD 😱
lol yeah he has some good ones on his website today like this
I am such a big fan of anything Star Wars and I would just like to say the feeling Star Wars gives many fans is not able to be put into words. It truly makes kids out of all us. Now for a small comment. I REALLY don't like the idea of the dark side being destroyed by some machine. Could you just make it be something, but destroyed? Maybe it has been greatly weakened or something, I don't know. I just don't like the idea about it being destroyed, ESPECIALLY by a machine.
George Lucas: I think having the dark side destroyed by technology is a great idea. It shows that we can change the Universe for the better through our advancement in the sciences. It gives us hope that one day our scientists will be able to find a way to destroy the devil. I think we should not give up hope that evil will always exist. We must believe that good will find a way to prove victorious in the end. I think we should appreciate the fact that Luke Skywalker is able to figure out a way to defeat the dark side for all time at the end of Episode 9. I can’t imagine a more perfect conclusion for the saga.
lol thats one of the best ive seen in a long time 😱 😆