I know you guy's will hate me for it but here it goes; Last night I got a phone call by the mega-moviestar celebrity Supershadow, he invited me to his skywalker ranch wich he broke into, first we entered the coffeehouse and ordered the most expensive cups of tea, we drank opproximately one hundred and fourty cups of tea before we entered supershadows office, he explained to me that his 'friend' George Lucas has another special edition coming up from the famous movie 'A new hope', Mickey Suttle then gave me the super duper top secret killer cool picture of a never seen action-scene..
I couldn't believe what I saw, it was Jar jar Binks riding away of Alderaan just before it was blown up.
Then Mickey tells me that he looks like an angel and has the genius of two einsteins and that he scores at willpower every night and yadda yadda yadda and so on and so on...
I know this story doesn't make any remote sense at all but here is my realistic tres cool new special effects action-sequence movie picture:
Hey, love the site. (SuperShadow: Everybody does. My inbox is flooded with countless thousands of compliments from the fans. It seems everyone loves me dearly.) My father told me that Lucas wasn't making anymore films and he showed me some article to prove it. But I'm hearing everywhere else that he is. Please tell me that I'm right and my father is wrong! (SuperShadow: Your father is right and wrong. He’s right that Lucas won’t be making any more Star Wars movies. However, your father is wrong because Lucas does plan to direct other films that are not related to Star Wars.)
poor little kid, being lie to like that 🙁
Originally posted by Dark Thor
has anyone read this yet?I think you are George Lucas. What better alter ego than SuperShadow? (SuperShadow: Yes, thousands of people believe that I am George Lucas. The big difference is that Lucas is fat and ugly while I have the looks of a Greek god. That’s how you can tell that I’m not Lucas.)
ROFLMAO
my latest post to the closet freak.
Just to let you know you are going to win the fraud of the year for this joke you call a site. It is no wonder you are the joke of the internet. Just wondering if I could get a interview from you on why you pretend to be G. Lucas, why the only letters you put in your site are letters from you, and what will happen to you whe Mr. Lucas finally gets tired of your lies and decides to sue you. I would like to get your point of view here. Please respond quickly as you are going to be announced on July 24th. My name is Bill and E-mail is [email protected]. Oh and just in case you decide to rewrite what I am writing to you I am also sending a copy of this to g00ns and a copy to KMC (they have a section dedicated to you), And a section to Superstupid.com (more reliable than your site) and one to the editors at the official Star Wars sites. Thank you for reading the letter.
-Bill-
g00ns is tired of heraring about him and I do not want banned from the official sites so you all now see the original. Lets see if he responds.
Just saw this,
Mr. Lucas, I've been a fan of Star Wars for almost 15 years and I'm somewhat disappointed by the prequel trilogy. Too childish (made more so by Jar Jar Binks) and the dialogues aren't what I would call good. You have got to understand that the majority of Star Wars fans are well over 20 years old. (I'm referring here to the classic trilogy). So it's only natural they, myself included, didn't like Jar Jar all that much (if you don't believe me check with IMDB).
As for the classic trilogy, it was great and I think you made the right decision by letting Irvin Kershner direct The Empire Strikes Back. That movie is the greatest ever. As for Return of the Jedi, you should have got Mr. Kershner to direct it or you should have done it yourself. Thanks for your time. A classic trilogy fan.
George Lucas: If the old films are better than the new ones, then why did the prequels make so much more money at the box office than the old films? The Phantom Menace made close to one billion dollars around the world. None of the old films came close to this.
Most of the people who have issues with the prequels and in particular Jar Jar Binks tend to be people who aren’t very successful at life. These people are generally unattractive. They’ve never dated a super model. They drive a car from the 1970's or 1980's. They live in a crappy apartment. They don’t have any money at all. They tend to have lower than average I.Q.’s. In short, the failures at life are the ones who don’t like the prequels.
I don’t have to defend the prequels because the box-office haul of each film does all the talking for me. The winners at life are turning up many, many times to see the prequels. The winners at life are enjoying it all.
Kersh is a great guy, but he’s a lousy director. What I mean by this is that a good director is able to keep his films on budget. Kersh nearly bankrupted me with his handling of The Empire Strikes Back. The film cost nearly twice what we budgeted for it originally. Kersh is the biggest mistake I have ever made. Again you need to realize that Return of the Jedi made a lot more money than The Empire Strikes Back. This proves that Return of the Jedi is much more popular with those fans who are successful at life.
"George Lucas: If the old films are better than the new ones, then why did the prequels make so much more money at the box office than the old films? The Phantom Menace made close to one billion dollars around the world. None of the old films came close to this."
I didn't know that George Lucas didn't have a brain? Why would he say something so stupid? Maybe advertisement and a major world premiere caused everybody to check the movie out thus bringing up so much money, or maybe everybody was disappointed in episode 1 that less people went to see the second movie.
It's kind of logical that the first star wars trilogy made less money, where do you begin to explain?
But what I don't get is that Supershadow calling himself a 'Winner in life' just because he DID like the Jar Jar moron.
"I think you are George Lucas. What better alter ego than SuperShadow? (SuperShadow: Yes, thousands of people believe that I am George Lucas. The big difference is that Lucas is fat and ugly while I have the looks of a Greek god. That’s how you can tell that I’m not Lucas.)"
Overlordor: Question obviously written by the fat ugly mickey suttle, nice one Super but Lucas says no.
"Are these really mistakes that happen maybe too bad animation input or am I maybe viewing it from a wrong angle lol? (SuperShadow: You’re seeing an illusion.)"
Overlordor: Give this kid a break, is it your period again?
"Then it would be a more gradual change from young boy to dark lord. (SuperShadow: Nice one. This will be forwarded to Lucas.) "
Overlordor: Killer-cool, I will forward to Lucas that you are both idiots.
(SuperShadow: Everybody does. My inbox is flooded with countless thousands of compliments from the fans. It seems everyone loves me dearly.) Overlordor: They dearly love you because they want to eat you.
(SuperShadow: The number 6 is often associated with evil. 666 is suppose to be the sign of the beast from the Holy Bible. By using two number 6's, Lucas is drawing a parallel between Star Wars and the Bible. Sidious essentially is the evil guy who ushers in peace as a trick similar to the way the Anti-Christ will bring false peace to all of Earth.)
Overlordor: Wow, you are so wise, but God says no.
(SuperShadow: Killer cool.) Overlordor: By always saying the same stuff you are showing your lack of intelligence, sorry..
(SuperShadow: I love the fans. Forever and for always. It is so boss having the most visited Star Wars web site. Starwars.com is so jealous.)
Overlordor: Hahaha! It is so boss to know that you are so jealous you have to post this nonsense on the internet!
(SuperShadow: SS.com is the most revered web site of its kind. We are kinda like a cult.) Overlordor: A cult of five-year olds.
(SuperShadow: Scoring like you could not believe.)
(SuperShadow: The compliments never end. I read things like this all day long. I love you all for it.) And host, you’re so funny. (SuperShadow: I’m a comedic genius with no peer.)
Overlordor: It is so funny that you're braindead.
(SuperShadow: If you only knew, how fabulous I really am. Of course, people are already jealous enough. Hahaha.)
Overlordor: Only I am jealous of you and I am going to stalk you.
<Why have you still not joined us Super, are you scared?>
You rock, SS. (SuperShadow: Hot babes are rockin’ with SS all the time 24/7. The party never ends.) An awesome ending for Episode 3 would be for Obi-Wan to walk on to the ledge while looking at the twin suns as Luke Skywalker did in Episode 4. (SuperShadow: Marvelous idea. This will be forwarded to Lucas.)
Hey SuperShadow, it’s Darth Armageddon. I was wondering did Palpatine ever consider anyone on the Jedi Council as a potential apprentice before or after Darth Maul, like maybe Mace Windu or Obi-Wan or Plo Koon. (SuperShadow: Palpatine had his eye on every member of the Jedi Council. He was watching them closely to see if there were any who might be sympathetic to the Sith cause. Palpatine was especially interested in Plo Koon since Plo Koon had destroyed Darth Rage.)
lol i love this... sorry foolish naive star wars fan
a. he doesnt know lucas
b. the dang movie has already been made... bit late
and as for the second... well i think it goes without saying 🤨
I graduated with "Supershadow"
I attended Hickory High School with Mickey Suttle in North Carolina from 1994-1998. My mother ran into his last weekend at a parish festival and she was told that Mick is now running StarWars.com. Even though I'm not a Starwars buff that sounded like a pretty high end job. When I got the chance, I visited Star wars.com. but didn't find Mick's name mentioned on it. Out of curiosity I went to google.com and typed in his name. I was almost floored by all the results I found.
I soon discovered he goes by an internet alias "Supershadow" and runs a starwars site of his own. After going there, I could not believe how arrogant and farfetched he comes across. I don’t know if the kid has gone temporarily insane or does a lot of drugs, but his website could not be any farther from the truth. It’s time for me to speak out. Everyone seems to be wondering who the real Supershadow is? Well I have known the kid for years and will spill every bit of knowledge I have about him. Mick was born in Hickory and has lived here his entire life. He was on the football team our freshman year. Running was not one of his talents. He was part of crew who sat on the sidelines nicknamed “The Fatty Five”. He does NOT date super models and to the best of my knowledge he has never had a serious girlfriend. Even at our dances he would show up alone or with a guy friend. I saw a someone claiming that Mick is really a lawyer here in Hickory. That is, and never was, true. He has worked at a foodmart since high school up until at least last summer.
From what I gather, Mick claims he co-wrote, played a character, and then edited the new Starwars. Believe me, if Mick was friends with George Lucas or had anything to do with the new movie, it would be all over the newspaper here. DO NOT BELIEVE HIM!! I will keep my name a secret now for obvious reasons. If you have any questions I will be glad to answer them. By the way, here is a picture of Mick from our high school yearbook. As you can see he is not the person pictured on his site
~Sims