Originally posted by DenKi
why do all u geeks keep talking about him?
Hey SS. Greetings from Mississippi. (SuperShadow: The South rules all.) Great site. (SuperShadow: I do my best.) So I had a couple of questions about Kit Fisto and Plo Koon. First of all, what species are they? (SuperShadow: Fisto = Neticus species. Plo Koon = Pretiser species. SS knows all.) Second, which would win in a duel? (SuperShadow: Plo Koon would defeat Fisto in a one-on-one duel so says Lucas.)
Again, more made up stuff pulled out of a hat... 😖mart:
Here is why Supershadow is funny:
(SuperShadow: Hahaha. This is hilarious. One demented sad sack writes in to me claiming that The Empire Strikes Back is the best. What kind of evidence is this? Countless thousands of people write in claiming that The Phantom Menace or Attack of the Clones or Revenge of the Sith is their fave. This is real evidence. Please don’t waste my time with the wretched Empire Strikes out. Nobody cares.)
(SuperShadow: Hahaha. You read something in the expanded universe and take it for granted. Hahaha. How naive you must be. Nothing from the expanded universe is real. It is made up to generate profits for Lucasfilm. Nothing more and nothing less.)
(SuperShadow: It is unanimous. Everyone loves SS.)
(SuperShadow: You’re the one being laughed at.
(SuperShadow: Due in large part to the genius of SS.)
(SuperShadow: Of course, I rock. Forever and always.)
(SuperShadow: Yeah, Star Wars is real.)
(SuperShadow: Time to go score infinitely.) lol
(SuperShadow: Hahaha. How much time have you wasted reading about Star Wars? Go score with women, please.)
(SuperShadow: Wow. Big deal.)
Also is Lucas also counting the box-office totals from when he re-released the originals in theaters in the 1990s? (SuperShadow: Yeah, the prequels defeat the classic trilogy even after you add the revenues generated by the special editions.) The prequels would not be half as successful as they are if it was not for the originals. (SuperShadow: Doubtful. Most prequel fans have never even heard of the classic Star Wars trilogy. The average 12 year old has no idea the classics exist. Fact of life.)
More bull$hit from SS himself.
Originally posted by Arbiter
Also is Lucas also counting the box-office totals from when he re-released the originals in theaters in the 1990s? (SuperShadow: Yeah, the prequels defeat the classic trilogy even after you add the revenues generated by the special editions.) The prequels would not be half as successful as they are if it was not for the originals. (SuperShadow: Doubtful. Most prequel fans have never even heard of the classic Star Wars trilogy. The average 12 year old has no idea the classics exist. Fact of life.)
More bull$hit from SS himself.
He is raging on about the prequels because I send him a powerfull argument about why the originals were better, I have annoyed Mickey so much that I own him, isn't that lovely?
Too bad he never uses arguments for his opinions, he only says "Lucas says no" and "box-office proves this and that", he really hasn't developed much intelligence for his age..
Supes, you rock! (SuperShadow: Guaranteed.) Please forward this to Lucas. (SuperShadow: Bank on it.) In Return of the Jedi when Vader throws the Emperor to his death maybe Lucas can jazz up that scene in the Ultimate Edition. How about having Vader summon Luke’s light saber, catch the Emperor off guard and slice one the Emperor’s arms off! (SuperShadow: Marvelous indeed.)
Shocked, the Emperor turns his attention to Vader and starts shooting Vader with Force lightning. Weakened, Vader drops his light saber, lifts up the Emperor (betrayed, shocked) is still firing down into Vader, who throws him to his death! You know Lucas can do this, please post! (SuperShadow: Magnificent. This will all be sent to Lucas.)
Now look i love the parellel between the Mace vs Palpy duel and the Palpy frying Luke, but as for that idea it sucks... Like most of the stuff SS posts... Apparently he got this week off or something because hes been posting on his website everyday