Redneck Talk

We's get ta talk like we's from the south en hir.

While we is at et, we can come up with our own redneck names.

Right ma?

I wants ta be Billy Bob Judd.

I am from the south, so I'll be myself.

Billay Bowb... cayoote name!

I's think yer purty.

Mah sister is purty too...she's my sister, my grandma, and cousin all at once

whachall talkin bout ?

Hahw cun I be purty?

Nuthin' much man.

Wanna scoop of Skoal and then spit it into mah spitoon?

naz, yur reel purty.

Ah ain't purty! Why wuld you think thayat?

Cuz ya look like his sister.

dems fightin werds, boy!!

I got me a wumen from cross the udder side o town an she recons to be a ver gin.
My daddys none too pleased he says "If she aint gud nuff for ur own kin folk she aint gud nuff fur me neither!"
I dunno whaat to do.

dedgum city folk.

hey at ma old skoool we did a house music day and in my frends house they dressed up as hicks and hillbillies and sung sweet home alabama

Nar, wut we got here is sum country folk who kin sang!

I like taters

"You shud'nt a dun that he jus a boy"

Howdy do. Mah nayme is Frederick M. Drinkwater III. Y'all kin call me Fred.

Dadgum cayotes got in mah chicken coop last night. Dern near finish'd 'em all off, I reckon weren't fer mah shotgun, I wouldn't have none left!

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Dadgum city slickers with they fancy-shmancy computers and they 😑 faces

I think them city folk is jus envy of our sofisticated terminoligistics and how mannered we be