what's in your wallet?

Originally posted by Barker
haermm

It was like raining and I guess it was that scene from that one movie with Bruce Willis, but it was a chick, #6, and I was all, gonna mark that on my colander for real, mate. haermm

Did you log right after? shocklaugh

Originally posted by silver_tears
Did you log right after? shocklaugh

mmm

Originally posted by Barker
No, wtf mate? I had to shower then put on clothes, and I grabbed my Hot Chocolate, and I drank fast, and I spilled on myself, and I was all **** me, I'm going to be late.

mmm

While logging? shocklaugh

Haermm, I haven't logged in like a week.

Originally posted by Barker
Haermm, I haven't logged in like a week.

Shit son, get on that, I hear it's healthy. .haerm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Shit son, get on that, I hear it's healthy. .haerm

Originally posted by Barker
Contest, first to log loses and has to post chest pics, lawl, pwnt. mmm

Again? sly

Yeah. No.

Maybe. mmm

Do want Barker chest pic. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah. No.

Maybe. mmm

Do want Barker chest pic. haermm

Do want Barker pic period period haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Do want Barker pic period period haermm

Originally posted by Barker
I added you on that loser myspace site like twenty times, **** me. haermm

YOU CUNTS ARE ALL LIARS, BECAUSE IF YOUR WEREN'T LIARS THERE'D BE A REQUEST THING, AND THERE ISN'T. SO **** YOU YOU STUPID ****, YOU CAN **** KRAM3R BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ADD ME TO THE MYSPACE. ROLAND'S PENIS. mmm

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Originally posted by silver_tears
YOU CUNTS ARE ALL LIARS, BECAUSE IF YOUR WEREN'T LIARS THERE'D BE A REQUEST THING, AND THERE ISN'T. SO **** YOU YOU STUPID ****, YOU CAN **** KRAM3R BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ADD ME TO THE MYSPACE. ROLAND'S PENIS. mmm

Originally posted by Barker
**** ME, I DID. AND ****ING ****, I FOUND YOUR PROFILE ON GOOGLE THREE DAYS BEFORE YOU MADE THAT THREAD, AND I ADDED YOU THEN. I THINK YOU'RE A LIAR AND A CHEAT, AND YOU LIKE TO SAY THE NAMES OF RANDOM AUSTRALIANS TO MAKE UP FOR IT. ROLAND'S SECOND PENIS. mmm

I WOULD **** YOU, BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE SO ****ABLE ACCORDING TO THORINN AND HE OBVIOUSLY KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT WITH BEING SO OLD AND ALL. AND WHAT ARE YOU LIKE STALKING ME NOW, ****! BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SUPER YOU STUPID ****. ALSO YOU DID NOT ADD ME, AND I'D ADD YOU BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, FOR ALL I KNOW YOU COULD BE A 12 YEAR OLD ASIAN GIRL FROM CALIFORNIA YOU UTAHIAN ****, ****!
AND IF ROLAND HAS A SECOND PENIS, WHY ISN'T HE MORE POPULAR WITH THE LADIES? ****!

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Originally posted by silver_tears
I WOULD **** YOU, BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE SO ****ABLE ACCORDING TO THORINN AND HE OBVIOUSLY KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT WITH BEING SO OLD AND ALL. AND WHAT ARE YOU LIKE STALKING ME NOW, ****! BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SUPER YOU STUPID ****. ALSO YOU DID NOT ADD ME, AND I'D ADD YOU BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, FOR ALL I KNOW YOU COULD BE A 12 YEAR OLD ASIAN GIRL FROM CALIFORNIA YOU UTAHIAN ****, ****!
AND IF ROLAND HAS A SECOND PENIS, WHY ISN'T HE MORE POPULAR WITH THE LADIES? ****!

Originally posted by Barker
**** ME, FIRST OF ALL, THORINN WORKS FOR THE ****ABLE PAYSITE, THE ONE THAT CHARGES ****ING **** CHANGE JUST TO VIEW PROFILES, SECOND OF ALL, IF I WERE AN ASIAN FROM CALIFORNIA, WOULD I BE ALIVE WITH INNERRISE OUT AND ABOUT? AND THRID OF ALL, ROLAND'S SECOND PENIS IS LIKE A SECOND HEAD; IT GETS ANNOYING AFTER A WHILE, WAIT, LULZ, SECOND HEAD, DID I DO THAT ON PURPOSE, BUT LOOK AT THE TIME, IT'S 1 AM, I'M GONNA GO TO BED, BARKER CHEST PIC, USE THE OTHER MUSTARD, NOTHING COULD BE GRANDER THAN TO BE IN LOUSIANA, etc. mmm

OKAY, **** STOP BEGGING FOR ME TO **** YOU, YOU JUST HAD TO WEAR THOSE BOXER BRIEFS AND I'D BE ALL OVER THAT SHIT, BUT NOT LITERALLY, I'M NO KRAM3R, ****, AUSSIE ****.
WELL ARE YOU AN ASIAN FROM CALIFORNIA? BECAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW AND SINCE YOU'RE A DIRTY **** WHO DOESN'T ADD ME TO HIS/HER MYSPACE I JUST DON'T KNOW, ****.
AND I AM REALLY CURIOUS HOW YOU KNOW ABOUT HIS SECOND PENIS, HE WON'T EVEN LET PIGGLE NEAR IT AND SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO'S SEEN HIM IN THE LIGHT, HE'S A SHY **** THAT STUPID ****.
CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG, **** ME IT'S SUNDAY ALREADY. mmm

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A reciept

tenner, bit of change, pill, WKD voucher for USC, durex, ministry of sound debit card, national insurance card, skins, tube travel card, reciepts.

and pics of my mum and dad and me and my mates.