Thorondor Eat Your Heart Out!

quick thor, go get a knife and cut out your heart
cause your going to be eating it!

Today I Bough Needless Crap! Just Like You!

Difference Is I Did It With Style 😛

i bought

one reserved copy of rotk complete with free mug and half price mini fridge
two towers extended with statue
fotr extended with statue
sauron defeated-history of middle earth
a large book with all the lord of the rings in single with a howe picture of gandalf on the front
The War Of The Flowers
Bakshis LOTR
lotr filmguide
lotr-how we made gollum
reserved a copyof Morgoths ring which they had ran out of

SO NYAH!

sorry to al those who think i am bragging, i just wanted to show thor he is not the only crapmeister around town!

yay im not alone 😄

🤨 you werent supposed to find it funny 😊

😂 awwwwwwwwww nice fight guys

Originally posted by Sauron

i bought

Bakshis LOTR

Yuck!!! 😕 Just my opinion tho.....

i heard VERY bad things about it

thats why i bought it
because it sounds hilariously bad 😄

and the fact that it will try and sound horrifying will be amusing

wait what are you talking about?

thor, i command you
change your avvy to the same as me!

say pretty please with sugar on top, and ill think about it 😛

LOL Now I am confused....

Personaly I was not even able to sit through the entire movie. I mean they cut out complete characters, and worse than PJ. They cut out main PARTS of the book.

Well they only did the first half of the book I think 😛 😆
Worst movie I've ever seen.

precisly why i bought it

so bad its good

i love things like that

if this is as bad as everyone says i will enjoy it as a failure
if it isnt, then its better than i expexted and i wont be let down 🙂

OK then, as long as you are happy! 😄

i actually saw the animated version last night on cable...it was...rather good...*sarcasim*(sp)...

ok...here's my list:

lotr 1 & 2 (1st ed) will get the 3rd...then the EE box set...and the animated version...just for comparison
of course all the books, including lost tales
the green leather bound 'the hobbit'
and a red leather bound lotr book...the Tolkien Bestiary, Maps of ME...
Legolas' two knifes which i purchased at 'Sword in the Stone'...when i get more money i'm gonna get aragorn's sword and Elendil's helm and maybe Saruman's staff...
a replica of the one ring with writings on it with the chain attached...set on a mount doom display that lights up...hehehe...i'm debating whether to purchase the action figures though...

and that's it... 🙂

Oh, a braggart thread? Lovely 🙄 🙄

No, I have nothing to post here because I do not have any money at the moment after this pointless elbenwald-order and my bookbuying-obsession, but I shall post just for the sake of having posted here 😛

yey

ehm

yea
😕

😛

well...yeah...'ya know..

erm...

*walks out*

😛

exa, sb - 😆

oh and i just got a book called "Bored of the Rings"...sh*ts fuken funny as hell...

Goodgulf looked dubiously toward the closed door of the bedroom. 'You still have it, don't you?'
Frito nodded and fished out the chain of paper clips that secured it to his tattersall bowling shirt.
'Then be careful with it,' said Goodgulf, 'for it has many strange powers.'
'Like turning my pocket green?' asked the young boggie.
...'I can't make out the words,' said Frito.
'No, you cannot,' said Goodgulf. 'They are elvish, in the tongue of Fordor. A rough translation is:

"This Ring, no other, is made by the elves,
Who'd pawn their own mother to grab it themselves.
Ruler of creeper, mortal, and scallop,
This is a sleeper that packs quite a wallop.
The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.
The Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing.
If broken or busted, it cannot be remade
If found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid)."

😆 ...okay funny to me... 😮

Originally posted by Fëanor
oh and i just got a book called "Bored of the Rings"...sh*ts fuken funny as hell...

*heheee* the book is great... alas I only have the translation of it which is by far not so funny... but it's still great 😄

Originally posted by Cynethryth
*heheee* the book is great... alas I only have the translation of it which is by far not so funny... but it's still great 😄

lost in translation as they say...

That book is soooo funny! Especially the end when they get rid of the ring!