Mysteries of the Universe.....

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Rogue Jedi Restricted

Mysteries of the Universe.....

is there anything in the universe you dazed and confused about? post your questions or answers here.....heres one i am stuck on:
why do old men wear black dress socks with shorts?

flavinho Senior Member

i have one:
how do blind people know they're clean after shi* and stop using the paper?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

why is it that the only people who see UFO's are in trailer parks in the middle of nowhere?

nazgulinthedark Super Senior Member

how do deaf people here impotant annocments over intercoms at wal mart or something, like "attention costumers, the shoe dpartment is on fire"

flavinho Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why is it that the only people who see UFO's are in trailer parks in the middle of nowhere?

maybe coz there's no light in the middle of nowhere? 😑

flavinho Senior Member

another:
why everytime you lose something and ask someone to help you find they say: where did you lose it?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

is your refrigerator running?

the Vee Visiting

does anything really matter.. i mean really.. in the end well all be dead so it wont matter if you were fat or not.. so cant we all just let each to their own? Thats why to me the way anyone wants to live their life is their choice as long as theyre not hurting anyone and as long as theyre living

flavinho Senior Member

😕 i'm crazy like that all the time

the Vee Visiting

Dont mean to freak people out.. just trying to peddle my gothic hippie views 😄

raven guardia =^_^=

why do people have to copy other peoples ideas
*cough* rouge jedi *cough*

the Vee Visiting

Ahh i thought yours was a why specific thread.. and this.. isnt 😑

raven guardia =^_^=

vee or shall I say why....(hehehe)....I was only joking

flavinho Senior Member

i need to pump up my english, i'm not really getting...

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by raven guardia
why do people have to copy other peoples ideas
*cough* rouge jedi *cough*

cough cough*i posted this in the why thread* cough cough

raven guardia =^_^=

*cough* carmen electra is a slut *cough*......hehehe I think this will make you mad 😂.....(dont get to mad....I'm just teaseing you)

Rogue Jedi Restricted

i know she is a slut. i dont want to marry her, just nail her!!!

the Vee Visiting

why do some people get so starstruck.. i dont get that, they is just people.. just more pampered and plastic

raven guardia =^_^=
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i know she is a slut. i dont want to marry her, just nail her!!!

I'm most certain that makes your girlfriend happy

raven guardia =^_^=

I agree with vee