Korriland

Don't eat the fruit gums! They're poison!

even the Fruit Striped Gum? But i love that little striped horse. 😒

The fruit gums in the UK are poisonous! I have discovered it the hard way!

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I'm not kidding! They must have been what caused my stomach upset!

Keanu-Hater!

Enough of that! I love Keanu Reeves very very much and it's mutual!

😒 chair

The chair can't hurt as much as the fruit gums did!

oh i think it can and i have a new weapon velho

Looks like a double edged weapon!

If I can't get an antidote to whatever the fruit gums are then I won't see Keanu Reeves again (tears spring to my eyes)

nah ill use the chair

Keanu makes a noise like a rusty gate when making love 😍

JUST SHUT UP! chair

Well, I just relate to others what they haven't experienced first hand...

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Isn't there an antidote to those vile cheap sweets? Keanu would be lost without his cream puff!

😠 leave it

(hugs Korri to calm her down)