Korriland

Started by The Ones94 pages

ok, and ive installed a lift to all floors

ok then, thanks 👆

finished, the shrine is in your bedroom next to where keanu reeves it chained up

chained up? why? hes not going to run away 🙁

so you can sleep with him, hes going to be chained up untill i brainwash him to love you and to do your bidding

hmm...great plan 😖hifty:

hes brain washed, he also does my bidding so i say "go and find korri"

🤨 ok well he doesnt do yours anymore because i say so

ok, uhhh, i think ive just programmed him to have sex with you so watch out

😱 ok i dont think i have to worry 😉

and it wears of in 7 hours so every so often i have to give him a boost

😆 a boost? ok i think i can do that 😇

ok, heres the machine *ands over 7 kilograms of steel, wires and light*
and

i dont think i require a machine 😉

im going to check out my new castle c ya xx 🙂

look after the place for me ok ✅

ok *sits in a booth 100ft above ground with a missle laucher to shoot at intruders*

thank you for all this winkiss

this is for anyone who tresspasses in korriland

click on it, it moves

*peeks and runs away*

shootgs raz jr for tresspassing