Teen Titan RPG

silver kill u all

~you are so cool 😐 ~

Y'all could go on a quest to destroy Chibi Azatoth. I'll be Chibi Azatoth.

*destroys Chibi Azatoth*

man, this thread is gay, all the battles end too quickly

This thread had much potential, ruined by bad grammar and pre-adolescent minds(I'm not talking about everyone, just a select few). George Perez couldn't take this story out of the shitter, and he created the Teen Titans in the first place.

Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
This thread had much potential, ruined by bad grammar and pre-adolescent minds(I'm not talking about everyone, just a select few). George Perez couldn't take this story out of the shitter, and he created the Teen Titans in the first place.

*hold the now dead chibi azatoth in his hands*

"nooo why did it have to end this way!?!"

*Buggers Starfire again for good measure*

*wonders off into the sunset*

[starfire mode]

"SSJ4 Terrasque, what is this strange earth custom wherein you touch my naughty bits with your tentacles? Are we celebrating the death of Beast Boy?"

[/starfire mode]

[beastboy mode]

"Hey, I'm not dead! I'm just the combat equivelant of a dead corpse!"

[/beastboy mode]

[nyarlothep mode]

"Beast Boy always annoyed me. Chibi Azatoth, howzabout you, y'know, obliviate his soul, or whatever it is you do?"

[/nyarlothep mode]

* the Terrasque surronds Beastboy with shards of a different dimentional plane, and banishes him to the center of the earth*

"5 bucks says no one notices he is missing until tommorow"

[british raven mode]

"Buggerall, I wanted to be the one to do that, you pikin terrasque."

[/british raven mode]

"I'm only naked to let my skin breath, you worthless disembodied skull!"

"I'm a little Modron, sort and stout."

OOC: Hey, I already killed you Azatoth! Stay in character you Vercifrious arlefen!

*buggers starfire again for good measure*

OOC: Who are you calling a vercifrious arlefen, you parcimonious jabberwock???

*Chibi Azatoth resurrects himself within the dark void in the spaces between reality and unreality*

* the terrasque heads off to the local pizza shop and orders 2 slices of pepperoni and talks to girlies*

"Hey there cuties, you ever been with a creature with 74HD before?"

*Chibi Azatoth tries to muscle in on the terrasque's grove*

"Forget 74HD ladies. You ever been with a creature with 20 God levels before?"

* the terrasque angrily casts Monster Summoning V and a beholder falls from the sky and keisters chibi azatoth *

"Ignore him ladies, I'm the only one here that knows how to pleasure women in multiple galaxies... simultaneiously"

* the terrasque humps the air around the girlies"

[robin mode]

Who is slade? And why were you buggering my girl?

[/robin mode]

*the terrasque casts polymorph other on the beholder, making it appear as though it is actually Slade who is chibi azatoth's ass hat*

"Clearly you are referring to the man with extraodinary anal elasticity over there, just watch out for his eye laser attacks."

* the terrasque resumes humping the air *