* The faint sound of terrible rap music permiates the air, and a cloaked figure emerges from a cloud of ice-vapor , not smoke, because smoke makes no sense for ice elementals *
"Yo! Stop, look and listen.
Vanilla's here on a brand new mission.
Two homo§exual avatars from Vanilla Ice's past,
have come back to this age and their totally whack"
* Vanilla Ice does some poor excuses for dance moves then casts atomic flaming ice balls using his telekentic mind control powers to polymorph them into sentient flavored ice golems *
"Yo, be right back *
* Vanilla Ice dissapears in a puff of mist and then reappears wearing a cheesy fake mustache *
"Yo, I am bizzaro +1 Vanilla Ice who is 5 years older than the other Vanilla Ice you may or may not have just seen. In the five years that I have been gone i have since attained all of the combined powers of the entire Marvel Universe and none of its weaknesses"
* +1 Bizarro Vanilla Ice dissapears in a puff of flaming ice smoke *