Teen Titan RPG

" I saw an episode of the Twilight zone where some guy went back in time so he could get 'gender-reassignment' and have sex with himself."

* Jinx looks at Black Ice *

" This is clearly the future female version of our dearly departed friend Frost "

::tries to hold in laughter::
"😖 perhaps........."

:: looks at Jinxy and repeats::
" to have have sex with themselves....thats wrong in soooo many ways"

"Yes, it does appear as though Frost's sexual deviance knows no bounds."

* Jinx continues slapping around her huge sacks of money *

:: busts out laughing::
"frost likes to rape himself....then again the willing can not be rapped"

~umm...i've been gone a couple days, and i'm way lost 😖~

~we are back at the tower after stopping the baddies~
~they are just talking right now in the tower 😄 ~

:: falls to floor laughing::

"So, Jason, back to these nanobonobonoids or whatever they are. You say they defuse nukes, huh? Sounds like if we could get our hands on some of these, we could blackmail any country of our choosing and be rich beyond our wildest dreams!"

* Jinx's eyes turn into dollar signs*

:: drops jaw::
"JINX....I'm shocked, were suppose to burn trash not make it"

::laughs::
"at least she's thinkin "

"yeah....at least"

* Jinx uses the time honored tradition of throwing money at her problems, which in this case are Jason and Black Panter *

"Suck gold dabloons, Mr. and Mrs. McSmarmypants!"

::looks at Jason and grins::
"she throwing money at us..I say we gather it up" 😄
:: collects the money::

"way ahead of ya"
::gathers up loot::

"Bwahaha, gather all the pittance you want, tis nothing compared to the treasure I stole... er..... earned... yeah that's the ticket. The treasure I earned from the Atlantians"

* Jinx jumps into her solid gold H2 and begins doing donuts in the Titan's Tower Lobby *

::laughs::
::goes to tinker with something::

~comms beep loudly~
::listens to comm::
"theres a robbery in progress at the museum"
::runs for the front door::

* Jinxy nearly runs over Jason as he bursts into the lobby *

* Jinxy sticks her head out the window, wearing a 4 foot tall cowboy hat *

"Well 10-4 there little buddy, what's yer 6-2-9 and all that mumbo jumbo"

* Jinxy jumps out of the H2 *

"Sorry, that over-sized, under-powered gas-guzler brings out the redneck in me. What's all the hubub about, bub?"

"robbery"
::burst out of door followed by others::
"they have automatic weapons"

~team arrives downtown and the police are blockading the museum while a number of masked men hold machine guns and hostages yelling out demands~