UK Big Brother 5

This is for BB Fans only! If you don't like it, Don't Post!

Well It's that time again.. It's starting on friday. 💃
I'm looking forward to it, Ever year I say that I won't watch it and every year I end up getting completely hooked! 😆

I've heard a few "uncertified" rumours about what it's gonna be like this year:

[list]The contestants supposedly include:
[*]2 Couples
[*]A Male Stripper
&
[*]A Former Prostutute.
[/list]

The House:

[list]
[*]It's Considerably Smaller than previous houses to promote the feeling of confined space.
[*]The walls are at funny angles and painted in garish colours, the whole house is decorated in ugly decor as the designer was told to make it evil.
[*]In some areas the floor has been raised, in others the ceiling lowered.
[*]Apparently the bed's have been made to vibrate every hour or so, so that the contestants can't sleep. This is because of some of last years contestants slept most of the time which was boring for viewers.[/list]

They are hoping to drive people mad, Provoke arguments, possibly start affairs.

After all as they say This time Big Brother gets Evil!

😱

So this is where we can all gossip as the drama unfolds.
But I really don't want this to turn into a 'I hate Big Brother thread' so if you wanna rant about not liking the show start your own thread.
Otherwise feel free to complain about contestants you don't like or contestants you do, who you want to get together, who you want out ect ect.... 😄

Piggle 👀
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I know you said don't post unless you like the show - but this year they're really taking the biscuit.

I HATE that Busted wannabe guy - Jason is it? I hope he's out FIRST!

He is the most cocky, arrogant, big-headed young piece of crap I ever seen walk on two feet. The fact that his fave band is Busted shows just how STUPID he really is.

I thought that was just a joke about him like busted, he is a bit ditzy though. I really don't like kitten. She's trying to be mad not doiing what big brother says and stuff but she's really just coming across as a manly woman with a few screws loose.

Oh dear 😐

That show is so lame...its beyond lame...now they're gonna have ''former'' prostitute in the house...sheesh, they're really getting depserate.

😆 they didn't need a prostitute in Romania to get them 'working' 😈

Lame idd...

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Oh dear 😐

That show is so lame...its beyond lame...now they're gonna have ''former'' prostitute in the house...sheesh, they're really getting depserate.

I love BB but OMG what a bunch of freaks, they could have given us at least one 'token' normal person

NADIA TO WIN!! lol. nah i want stuart or michelle to win 😛

Ok, I HATE everyone in that house....especially that clingy biatch...😘

michelle is a freak 😖

The only decent one is Victor - and he was evicted. He caused a ruckus.

I can't believe the stupid public voted him out - all because he made wet-blanket Shell cry.

What's with the wet blankets this year? Shell and Stu are a pair of wimps.

I hope Jason stays in (my post in this thread ages ago is inaccurate, and refelcts my initial disdain for the show that has now passed somewhat).

The stupid public will vote out Jason - causing the whole group to be all friendly (i.e. boring).

With Victor and Jason gone, there's no-one left to stir things up, except Nadia.

I can't believe that Stu has A-Levels and is at University. He's so STUpid! He's my age and knows NOTHING! Qualifications mean jack s*** these days.

Get Shell out - she has all the personality of a wet piece of pasta.

The public suck for voting out Victor.

The main problem with BB is that the public vote out the irritating people that they dont like, and then complain that the show is dull -

Vic was FOUL, so therefore should have been left in.

😘 Abbita, you're right, her name is Michelle, shes a freak I dont like her one bit...annoying biatch!

The girls are so jealous of Michelle it's unbelievable.

I'm not saying she isn't annoying, because she is. As if slobberring all over Stu 24/7 will win her votes!! And her singing really bugs me.

But the girls get so jealous over Michelle, it's really obvious from the messages they send in.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
The only decent one is Victor - and he was evicted. He caused a ruckus.

I can't believe the stupid public voted him out - all because he made wet-blanket Shell cry.

What's with the wet blankets this year? Shell and Stu are a pair of wimps.

I hope Jason stays in (my post in this thread ages ago is inaccurate, and refelcts my initial disdain for the show that has now passed somewhat).

The stupid public will vote out Jason - causing the whole group to be all friendly (i.e. boring).

With Victor and Jason gone, there's no-one left to stir things up, except Nadia.

I can't believe that Stu has A-Levels and is at University. He's so STUpid! He's my age and knows NOTHING! Qualifications mean jack s*** these days.

Get Shell out - she has all the personality of a wet piece of pasta.

The public suck for voting out Victor.

I agree with everything said here, but with 1 thing, I've always loved Big Brother (BB4 being the exception), so I've never had a distain for it.

Oh and Ahmed was da man! His dances were legendary. 💃

Hey - having just watched some of it - how come Michelle has become evil psycho lady?

Past criticisms of her have been unfair - because they were mainly down to silly little girls being jealous (going by the txts that get put up on screen). But recently she's gone all strange.

Maybe it's the way it's editted. Jason was editted really badly, but it's obvious the man ain't that bad.

But Michelle actually seems to be totally clingy. She was away from Stu for like a day or so, and just because she wasn't joined at the hip with him, she gets all angry. The woman needs to give the guy some space - not react badly and put the strop on him when he tries to breathe for some air.

It's also Stu's fault - he needs to wear the trousers in that relationship.

I reckon people should vote out Michelle to be honest. Her constant hugging, groping, kissing, slobberring all over stuart is getting old. Everytime the man sits down, she jumps on his lap.

Imagine what she'd be like in the outside world? She'd be a NIGHTMARE!

"Where are you? Why aren't you home! Do this! Do that! Pay attention to me!"

Originally posted by Red Superfly
The girls are so jealous of Michelle it's unbelievable.

I'm not saying she isn't annoying, because she is. As if slobberring all over Stu 24/7 will win her votes!! And her singing really bugs me.

But the girls get so jealous over Michelle, it's really obvious from the messages they send in.

Jealous?? You obviously dont know a thing about women if you think that girls get jealous over a person like Michelle?

No woman is jealous of a person that makes all other women everywhere look bad. All things that women are stereoptyed about in relationship, she magnifies them thousand times with Stu. Clingy, paranoid and jealous, is what she is, and thats sooo annoying.

She is also ugly and her accent is soooo bad, yet she strutts arround like she owns the place.

Girls jealous of Michelle?? Please dont make me laugh.

She is soo clingy and she is gonna get evicted tomorrow, she is ahead in the voting apparently

nadias secret is out!

Yeah, and I'm positive everybody heard what was said over the fence, they're just playing dumb with Nadia to save her from embarrassment.

I'd love if Nadia comes out with the truth while Jason is still in there, his reaction should be classic.

And yeah, it seems like Michelle is favourite to go tomorrow. Can you believe that not so long ago Michelle was favourite to win after the initial dislike many (*ahem* Women *ahem*) had towards her cooled down. And now Jason looks like he's escaped again, how does he do it, he's been the most nominated person, yet he didn't go up until week 8, and despite the the apparent (unfair) dislike towards him, and being up twice, it looks like he's gonna make it in the final week.

Who knows, Jason might actually win it! (Okay, thats's asking for too much, but the ways things have gone for him, who knows?)

Michelle's out! Oh well, she can pressure Stuart for shags next week? Who was it that sucked jam off Nadias boobs.. Was it Dan or Jason? Hope they get the piss ripped out of them by all their mates when they get out!

I'd like to see Nadia win though.