Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"
The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well, Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella is overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish:
"I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold.
Cinderella was stunned. Alan, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.
Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother!"
The Fairy Godmother replied, "It's the least I can do. What does your heart wish for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again."
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned.
Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years and long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her very soul.
Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke. "You have one more wish, what will you have?" Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said, "I wish you to transform Alan my old cat into a beautiful, and handsome young man."
Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a boy, so beautiful the like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds begun to fall from the sky at his feet.
The Fairy Godmother again spoke. "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new life." And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.
For a few eerie moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect boy she had ever seen.
Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close to her ear, whispered, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath, "I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?
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Rafiki- ~ahem~ Er -
Simba- Psst! Rafiki! Say the line!
Rafiki- I am the great and mighty blue assed baboon! Kneel to my power!
Zazu- NOT THAT LINE
Rafiki- I am Rafiki, the great and mighty blue assed baboon. I have power over you ****ers. A dumb-assed baby lion was born to an evil lion named Sarabi and she is a mighty ****er. She ****s the zebras.
Sarabi- Speak for yourself, pervert.
Rafiki- My secret is out…~ahem~ Anyway…~assumes manly announcer voice~ On the very day that Simba, the son of the zebra ****er and oh mighty all-powerful lion-ass Mufasa, was to be presented to the obsessed and freaky kingdom. I, Rafiki-the-great-blue-assed-monkey, am presenting the evil, glorified, fame stealing, cocksucking…~clears throat~ I mean, sweet, precious child.
Mufasa- ~steps out of Pride Rock~ Mwahahaha! Now that I finally have a son, my reign of terror will finally begin! ~rubs paws together~ But first, oh yes, I must train the little prick…~gigglesnort~...but no one can know…
Pumba- Scooby-dooby-doo!
~group stare >.<~
Mufasa- ~ahem~ This is my son and if you don't revel in his glory I will slash your spleen open
~all bow in fear~
Mufasa- That is better.
Rafiki- ~holds up Kenshin over cliff dangerously~ Kill the baby!
Timone- ~whispering to Rafiki~ You can't kill the baby or we don't have a FanFiction.
Rafiki- Who the **** cares! Get away from me ball licker!
Mufasa- Look! It's Elton John!
Elton John- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ~dies~
Mufasa- Um….right.
Timone- But it's not Tuesday!
Rafiki- …
Mufasa- …
Sarabi- …
Rafiki- Well, anyway. I can't kill the baby…so I will kill him when he is not a baby, so haha nut sucker! ~referring to Mufasa~ You will never raise him to be evil! ~drops baby on the ground and runs away shaking his blue ass~
Mufasa- That was weird.
Sarabi- Well, whatever. ~to herself~ God, I need to drop some acid.
Mufasa- ~staring~ Well, I was planning on some ass ****ing, but that sounds good too.
Sarabi- Good for you.
Zazu- **** off, *****…get away from me
Timone- Did you know dungarees is another word for denim? Dungarees! Haha!
Megumi- That is so not funny, Timone. Now, I'm going to bed. This day is over.
~next day~
Rafiki- ~stumbling out of cave~ God, I'm stoned.
Timone- ~leaning on Pumba~ I am so wasted ~barfs~
Pumba- I don't even know who licked my ass, and it's scaring me
Rafiki- Yeah, I don't even know whose ass I licked, and it's scaring me
Pumba- I wonder if we'll ever know?
Rafiki- Yeah, me too.
Sarabi- You guys dropped all my acid. I hate you!
Scarr- ~in a small, freaked out voice~ Why is there a dildo in my pants?
Kenshin- ~frowns~
Pumba- Well, if any of you guys licked my ass…call me.
Simba- ~frowns~
Rafiki- Go away, nut pincher
Simba- ~frowns~
Sarabi- Meany
~ all wander off~
~next day~
Mufasa- Someday all this will be yours ~twitch~
Simba- Yeah, but…what happens when I die?
Mufasa- You will never die because I have discovered a way to live forever! Follow me! ~prances off~
Simba- ~follows Hiko~ This…is…very…very…GAY!
Mufasa- ~comes to a dead plant~ If you ingest this plant you will live forever!
Simba- ~studies plant~ No way in hell, Dad! Look! ~prods plant~
Plant- Ahhhhhh! ~withers and dies again~
Mufasa- You killed it! ~pees on Kenshin~
Simba- Meany
Mufasa- Stop you're bitching, Simba! I'm your father and I could make you suck me
Simba- ~cowers~
Mufasa- WHAT DID YOU CALL ME??!?!?!?!?!?!
Simba- Jesus dad I didn't call you anything!
Mufasa- I think that you're a little whore and you're screwing my wife!
Simba- ~turns red~ Sweet Christ Dad! You think I'm screwing everybody and I'm just the little slut! Well I'm tired of your bitching, Dad! ~takes out a gun and shoots his dad in the head~ Haha, that'll stop you!