The Second Annual Tig Party!!!!

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Fëanor Senior Member
Originally posted by Gunnar Stahl
It's okay. *hugs Fëanor* I won't hold it against you 😄

okay...*hugs back* 😄

~*~Tassie~*~ Senior Member

Edit 😐

Agent Elrond The Curse is gone

hiya eezy

Gunnar Stahl Senior Member
Originally posted by Fëanor
okay...*hugs back* 😄

hehe, Figwit might get jealous. . .j/k

~*~Tassie~*~ Senior Member

Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

Have a GREAT day!!!

Sauron Senior Member

Hey people

Fëanor Senior Member
Originally posted by Gunnar Stahl
hehe, Figwit might get jealous. . .j/k

but then again...i might 😄

i guess i just gave 118%

Agent Elrond The Curse is gone

hello Sauron

Flying High Fly my Pretties Fly!!

Originally posted by ~*~Tassie~*~
Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

Have a GREAT day!!!


😆

Sauron Senior Member

Fee 😱 New sig 🙂

eezy45 Winter is coming

Hey Chris 🙂

Sauron Senior Member

Hey Eezy

Ying-i miss her 🙁 come back yingyangyo!
*G*- will be back 😊 She told me
Kitoky- i want her...him...them back too! i miss our fun arguments and then the soppy making up.
Alex- She was on yesterday so...erm....yeah i miss her too!

eezy45 Winter is coming
Originally posted by Sauron
Alex- She was on yesterday so...erm....yeah i miss her too!

😆

Sure! Everyday that is!

Flying High Fly my Pretties Fly!!
Originally posted by Sauron
Fee 😱 New sig 🙂

Aurora made it for me 🙂

~*~Tassie~*~ Senior Member
Originally posted by Sauron
Kitoky- i want her...him...them back too! i miss our fun arguments and then the soppy making up.
Alex- She was on yesterday so...erm....yeah i miss her too!

😂 😐 😂

oh yeah, hey 😛

Gunnar Stahl Senior Member

Originally posted by Fëanor
but then again...i might 😄

i guess i just gave 118%

Ah, no, don't kiss up to me. That's Figgy's job. hehe!!! :kiss:'s fig

Fëanor Senior Member
Originally posted by Gunnar Stahl
Ah, no, don't kiss up to me. That's Figgy's job. hehe!!! :kiss:'s feanor

😱

Sauron Senior Member

Hey tassie *hugs* 🙂

Feanor, dude, hey!

You got some action already...wow!

Flying High Fly my Pretties Fly!!

dum de dum...

Fëanor Senior Member

Originally posted by Sauron
Hey tassie *hugs* 🙂

Feanor, dude, hey!

You got some action already...wow!

it never fails...a suave sophisticated debonair elf of intrigue