The Second Annual Tig Party!!!!

Started by eezy453,101 pages

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sorta... dead... in here

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
Germany in ww1 were the best 😛

Austro-hungarian archduke killed
lots of countries threatening to go to war with each other

then germany for no reason invade france for land 😛

haven't figured that one out yet. why not invade Russia first? That's the logical choice. Guess Germany wanted to beat France again

hulo

Breathe in for luck,
breathe in so deep,
this air is blessed,
you share with me.
This night is wild,
so calm and dull,
these hearts they race,
from self control.
Your legs are smooth,
as they graze mine,
we're doing fine,
we're doing nothing at all.

My hopes are so high,
that your kiss might kill me.
So won't you kill me,
so I die happy.
My heart is yours to fill or burst,
to break or bury,
or wear as jewelery,
which ever you prefer.

The words are hushed lets not get busted;
just lay entwined here, undiscovered.
Safe in here from all the stupid questions.
"hey did you get some?"
Man, that is so dumb.
Stay quiet, stay near, stay close they can't hear...
so we can get some.

My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me.
So won't you kill me, so I die happy.
My heart is yours to fill or burst,
to break or bury, or wear as jewelery,
which ever you prefer.

Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember,
I'll always remember the sound of the stereo,
the dim of the soft lights,
the scent of your hair that you twirled in your fingers
and the time on the clock when we realized it's so late
and this walk that we shared together.
The streets were wet
and the gate was locked so I jumped it,
and I let you in.
And you stood at your door with your hands on my waist
and you kissed me like you meant it.
And I knew that you meant it,
that you meant it,
that you meant it,
and I knew,
that you meant it,
that you meant it.

Dashboard Confessional"hands down"🤘

Originally posted by Agent Elrond
haven't figured that one out yet. why not invade Russia first? That's the logical choice. Guess Germany wanted to beat France again

France have the surrender treaties out before the war treaty is even signed....its ridiculous.....they ALWAYS surrender.

England won the worlds shortest war ever though 🙂

England vs zanzibar or something...38 minutes

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
France have the surrender treaties out before the war treaty is even signed....its ridiculous.....they ALWAYS surrender.

England won the worlds shortest war ever though 🙂

England vs zanzibar or something...38 minutes

I wouldn't call that war. I doubt there was a declaration of war. Sounds more like a quelled uprising

No, its a war. its in some book.

Guinness book of records
shortest war

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
Germany in ww1 were the best

Austro-hungarian archduke killed
lots of countries threatening to go to war with each other

then germany for no reason invade france for land


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Originally posted by Darth Sauron
My grandas uncle was at the battle of the somme, one of the few who came back alive!

guess who else was at the somme!?!

Jrr iwroteagoodbook tolkien


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Somme was one of the worst battles 😐

Originally posted by eezy45
Did He Get an autograph?
ok his book wasn't finished then already.

but wow.


Not at all lol
There he began to invent elvish languages, then middleearth... around 1917
took another 35 years until lotr came 😛

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
England vs zanzibar or something...38 minutes

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I wonder if they spoke to each other....
they both went over the top...
and only 48 or so came back
surey the 48 would hold a celebration and a mourning....
Maybe my grandas uncle said 'when i get outta this damn dirty war, ima gonna writemyself a book!'

Then went on to tell tolkien about elves and hobbits etc etc
But the idea was stolen 🥷

*nods head* yeah.✅

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
No, its a war. its in some book.

Guinness book of records
shortest war

shortest war: I invadered my brothers room. I won. 10 mins

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
😛
I wonder if they spoke to each other....
they both went over the top...
and only 48 or so came back
surey the 48 would hold a celebration and a mourning....
Maybe my grandas uncle said 'when i get outta this damn dirty war, ima gonna writemyself a book!'

Then went on to tell tolkien about elves and hobbits etc etc
But the idea was stolen 🥷


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Originally posted by Agent Elrond
shortest war: I invadered my brothers room. I won. 10 mins

invasion? you didnt alert him you were coming?

War criminal

You are to be tried!

Originally posted by Agent Elrond
shortest war: I invadered my brothers room. I won. 10 mins

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Shorter war: Exa and Bytie fighting in my head 😐 Byte wins.
9 seconds.

Originally posted by Exabyte
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Shorter war: Exa and Bytie fighting in my head 😐 Byte wins.
9 seconds.

Quickest anybody has been took to a mental institution because voices argue in their heads: Exa....one post

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
Quickest anybody has been took to a mental institution because voices argue in their heads: Exa....one post

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😐 but it's true... Byte always wins 😐

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Originally posted by Agent Elrond
haven't figured that one out yet. why not invade Russia first? That's the logical choice. Guess Germany wanted to beat France again

sure, france and germany always hated each other

Dont let byte win no2

Let exa win

Get lunil to back exa up ✅

Originally posted by eezy45
sure, france and then entire world always hated each other

Yep

Originally posted by Agent Elrond
haven't figured that one out yet. why not invade Russia first? That's the logical choice. Guess Germany wanted to beat France again

sure, france and germany always hated each other