The Second Annual Tig Party!!!!

Started by Agent Elrond3,101 pages
Originally posted by Exabyte
@Smodden
Youre visiting Gondolin? 😑
You should come to Gar Eithel 😱 beautiful place ✅

where is that?

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
Exa....take it away

You say it fear

Remember, I have phonophobia 😐 I dont want to mention their name fear

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
Me and exa have made a discovery, we think you should all know about

Exa....take it away

😐

Originally posted by Agent Elrond
where is that?

*very* free translation (I dont even know the words 😐 was just guessing) of some place in the centre of gondolin... the one where Ecthelion was killed later 😛

Originally posted by Smodden
😐

😑

I cant 🙁

This forum is being watched, as id my connection...dial up remember..

All i can say is, dont answer the phone, dont go near the phones.

Unless of course you have an unnecissarily big firearm

Originally posted by Exabyte
*very* free translation (I dont even know the words 😐 was just guessing) of some place in the centre of gondolin... the one where Ecthelion was killed later 😛

cool *begins hunt for Gondolin, starts search in ocean*

Originally posted by Exabyte
You say it fear

Remember, I have phonophobia 😐 I dont want to mention their name fear

Ph ph ph...PHONES!!

What is this evil?...What is this treachery cloaked in a guise of comfort...so inocent.
They are not all bad. No even close. Many can be used from a desire to do good...but thru them they weild a power to dark and unimaginable to understand.

Be wary of Sprint. Verizon. BELLSOUTH. they promise 'free' longdistance. HA! what is free? No cost? what is cost?...money? Curencey? A note made by the government?
You will pay if your not carefull. many things you have to watch out for...but one with such power and high honor such as You and I...CAN wield it....CAN overcome it...I have seen it. I have used the PHONE! and it did not take me. It was a sore battle but in the end We have defeated this.
A tool created for something deeper. I know this.

*runs to palantir*

good luck with that AE

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
This forum is being watched, as id my connection...dial up remember..

All i can say is, dont answer the phone, dont go near the phones.


fear fear ✅

*whispers*
They're planning to take over the world... the phones... they will enslave mankind... but be careful... they are everywhere... they are watching you... even now, at the moment, there is some evil metallic shining phone that's watching you fear

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*ring!*

AHHHHHHHRRRRRRHHHHHHHGHHHHRRRRRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!

Originally posted by Exabyte
fear fear ✅

*whispers*
They're planning to take over the world... the phones... they will enslave mankind... but be careful... they are everywhere... they are watching you... even now, at the moment, there is some evil metallic shining phone that's watching you fear

I woke to the sound of a rining phone. I didn't answer.
I asked a stranger, the time. He checked his Cellular.

9:42

I saw couples in a restraunt, they were all talking! On phones! they were right next to each other!
RING!

The radio trys to buy my soul promising nationwide rollover min...and a free phone.
RING!

I saw a machine kill a tree because it was growning into the tangled phone wires above me.

I think its safe to say phones are here to stay. they will continue to take the world.

@Sauron
ROFL!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Smodden
they promise 'free' longdistance. HA! what is free? No cost? what is cost?...money? Curencey? A note made by the government?

fear fear dont speak of it so loudly... they will hear you fear

Tolkien... he must have known it 😑

I amar prestar aen…
The world is changed
…I feel it in the water…
…I feel it in the Earth…
…I smell it in the air…
…I can hear it in the distant ringing…

Much that once was is lost
For none now live who remember it
It began with the forging of the Great Telephones… Three were given to the normal mortals, stupid and careless… Seven to the office employees, great craftsmen of the Paper Hills… and nine, nine phones were gifted to the race of phone companies who above all else, desire power.
For within these phones was bound the strength and will to govern each household in this world

But they were all of them deceived, for the Phones had their own will
And they charged more than their owners ever imagined
One Phone Network to rule them all!

One by one, free letters and emails and postcards fell to the power of the Phone Chain.
But there were some who resisted… A last alliance of KMC members and computers marched against the armies of phones that were EVERYWHERE… watching... waiting in the Shadows... waiting to take over the world
Victory was near… But the power of the Phone could not be undone.

BE AWARE OF RINGING BLACK THINGS
Theyre all just waiting to attack you 😱

And if tomorrow a phone company van stops before your door... under no circumstances show any sign of life!

fear

Damn it smodden, change your avvy, i thought you were exa there 😛

Originally posted by Smodden
RING!

RING!

I saw a machine kill a tree because it was growning into the tangled phone wires above me.


fear fear cry

Phones are so scary cry *hides*

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
Damn it smodden, change your avvy, i thought you were exa there 😛

And I already wondered why I quoted myself 😖 😖

Originally posted by Exabyte
@Sauron
ROFL!!!!!!!

fear fear dont speak of it so loudly... they will hear you fear

Tolkien... he must have known it 😑

I amar prestar aen…
The world is changed
…I feel it in the water…
…I feel it in the Earth…
…I smell it in the air…
…I can hear it in the distant ringing…

Much that once was is lost
For none now live who remember it
It began with the forging of the Great Telephones… Three were given to the normal mortals, stupid and careless… Seven to the office employees, great craftsmen of the Paper Hills… and nine, nine phones were gifted to the race of phone companies who above all else, desire power.
For within these phones was bound the strength and will to govern each household in this world

But they were all of them deceived, for the Phones had their own will
And they charged more than their owners ever imagined
One Phone Network to rule them all!

One by one, free letters and emails and postcards fell to the power of the Phone Chain.
But there were some who resisted… A last alliance of KMC members and computers marched against the armies of phones that were EVERYWHERE… watching... waiting in the Shadows... waiting to take over the world
Victory was near… But the power of the Phone could not be undone.

BE AWARE OF RINGING BLACK THINGS
Theyre all just waiting to attack you 😱

And if tomorrow a phone company van stops before your door... under no circumstances show any sign of life!

fear

Just like I-robot.....he tried to tell us....

Now all good battles need a theme tune

I vote planet hell by nightwish....