Doctor: Mrs Nordberg, I think we can save your husbands arm. Now where would you like it sent?
Wilma: Oh Frank, I'm so glad you came.
Frank: Wilma, it's good to see you. I came as soon as I heard.
Wilma: Oh thank you Frank.
Frank: You Bet.
Frank: Now, wheres Nordberg?
Ed: He's right here Frank.
Frank: Right. Nordberg, it's Me, Frank.
(Nordbergs bed goes haywire when Frank sits on it.)
Frank: Nordberg, it's me Frank, now who did this to you?
Nordberg: I love you.
Frank: I love you too Nordberg. Who were they?
Nordberg: No. Ship. Boat.
Frank: That's right Nordberg, a boat. Now when you're better we'll go sailing together, on a boat, we;ll take a cruise, just like last year.
Nordberg: No..Drugs.
Frank: Hey nurse, quick, get this man some drugs. Can't you see he's in pain? Quickly.
Nordberg: No..Heroin. Heroin Frank.
Frank: Nordberg, that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.
Wilma: Oh, oh my poor Nordberg. Oh he was such a good man Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
Ed: Ahh it's hard to tell.
Frank: Could be a roving gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover.
Ed: Frank, get a hold of yourself.
Frank: He was a good cop, needlessly cut down and ambushed by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: Well you're right Ed. A parachute not opening, that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine. Having your nuts bit off by a lamplighter, now thats the way I wanna go.
Wilma: Ahhhhh..Oh Frank, this is terrible.
Ed: Don't worry Wilma. Your husband is going to be all right. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank: He's right Wilma, But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
Wilma: Ahhhh!
Ed: What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back on Police squad.
Frank: Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but I think that's only common sense.
Wilma: Ahhhhh!
Ed: Wilma can you think of any reason why Nordberg was at the waterfront last night?
Wilma: No..but I found this at home in a drawer.
Ed: A photograph. I love you, out of Caracas. A Panamanian ship. Frank, when Nordberg was saying I love you, he was telling you the name of the ship!
Frank: I realize that...now.
Ed: We'd better check this out.
Frank: I want every available man on this.
Ed: I can't spare anybody Frank. You know we're in charge of security for Queen Elizabeth's visit! I'm shorthanded already.
Frank: Wilma, I promise you, whatever scumbag did this, not one man on this force will rest for one minute until he's behind bars. Now lets go grab a bite to eat.
Originally posted by Darth Sauron
Would just like to point out the horrible mistakes in AEs sig, because kerry isnt winning three nil at all, bush got at least one.And btw- bush is still in the lead in the polls so far
so i would just like to say to mr kerry----[b]owned
and also to anybody who thinks bush will lose this election....seek help....oh yeah and....owned [/B]
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