The Second Annual Tig Party!!!!

Started by Fëanor3,101 pages

Originally posted by Súro
😠 **** OFF! 😠

What THE **** WAS THAT ENGLAND!! EH< EH< EH?? WHAT KIND OF SHAMEFUL TEAM LOSES TO THE FRENCH! PONCY BASTARDS

'Would zee meister lik-a- zum more tea?'

No i would not you onion selling bicycle riding tight beret wearing surrender in every war so far poncy tosser.
take your tea, and throw it in your face---save me the trouble!

Henry----French bastard who does he think he is---he is gonna be booed to hell!

Zidane--Cheeky ****- what little shit scores two goals in injury time.

Gerrard- yeah-pass to henry IN YOUR OWN BOX FOOLISH STUPID GET!!!!

James---that was NOT a tackle- that was a DROPKICK!

Beckham-- look, how can you miss a penalty you long haired poncy spice boy---oh sorry short haired-its hard to keep up with him, maybe if you spent as much time training as you do getting your hair and nails done you would have scored!

imagine the shame--missing a penalty----the french showing you how its done minutes later

*obviously magic glittering dust did not work...tries hammer*

@ AE...a stretch maybe...but the similarities are there...

**** Off im not sleeping!

and im in a horrible mood today!

anybody know the ME version of Golf and how it became?

apparently. 😖

some took hit some orcs head and sent it flying

yep, from The Hobbit. Funny story. I got a little chuckle when I read that.

Originally posted by Súro
**** Off im not sleeping!

and im in a horrible mood today!


lol....did u heer the text from Scotland afta that lmao.....it went like this........................................"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"....oh we are a nice bunch....shame we cant play football....

Originally posted by Súro
**** Off im not sleeping!

and im in a horrible mood today!

yikes!!!

i guess we are...

okay...take a deep breath...hold it...hold it

now let it slowly...there we go...now take one more deep breath...

think of happy thoughts...now...let it go slooooowly...

and at the same time i want you to think of crystal clear still waters surrounded by evergreen trees and tall grasses...there you go...then imagine a blue sky lightly peppered with white billowing clouds...

breath again...

imagine now you're laying there, and a vision of beauty so incredible appears out of the horizon...and slowly the figure walks towards you...

breath again...

the vision is now inching closer, she wears a white silken flowing gown that flutters in the light wind, her dark hair glistens under the pale afternoon sun above and behind her...

breath...

then as you watch, you can just make out a silhoutte of a figure as the sun casts against her from behind, she's is shapely and zaftig...(try and figure that one out)

breath...

she kneels next to your prone body and places a soft ivory colored hand on your face and runs her finger through your hair...you try to speak but she places a finger upon her mouth...

she smiles and her eyes twinkle...

she reaches down and kisses you lightly on the lips and pulls away...your eyes are closed and your feeling content...

better now???

lol Fea

Originally posted by Fëanor
yikes!!!

i guess we are...

okay...take a deep breath...hold it...hold it

now let it slowly...there we go...now take one more deep breath...

think of happy thoughts...now...let it go slooooowly...

and at the same time i want you to think of crystal clear still waters surrounded by evergreen trees and tall grasses...there you go...then imagine a blue sky lightly peppered with white billowing clouds...

breath again...

imagine now you're laying there, and a vision of beauty so incredible appears out of the horizon...and slowly the figure walks towards you...

breath again...

the vision is now inching closer, she wears a white silken flowing gown that flutters in the light wind, her dark hair glistens under the pale afternoon sun above and behind her...

breath...

then as you watch, you can just make out a silhoutte of a figure as the sun casts against her from behind, she's is shapely and zaftig...(try and figure that one out)

breath...

she kneels next to your prone body and places a soft ivory colored hand on your face and runs her finger through your hair...you try to speak but she places a finger upon her mouth...

she smiles and her eyes twinkle...

she reaches down and kisses you lightly on the lips and pulls away...your eyes are closed and your feeling content...

better now???


if that wer a guy it wood make me happy.....

ALEEEEEEX

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Originally posted by Agent Elrond
yep, from The Hobbit. Funny story. I got a little chuckle when I read that.

Hey AE,
2nd row in your sig says "Smiht"

Would have been
but thors rubbing it in

Originally posted by eezy45
ALEEEEEEX

erm no

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you can Call me Alex, I'm telling everyone else to....😛

and Hi!!!!

*hugz* 😄 😊

Hi Hi 😂

*hugz back*

Originally posted by eezy45
Hey AE,
2nd row in your sig says "Smiht"

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lol...

^^

LOL...great stuff Feanor. 👆 😄

I wish that would happen to me. 😉 😍 If the figure is a guy, of course. 🙂

Hey everyone! 😱

😊

Whee!

Hey, eezy, I saw Harry Potter 3!!!! 😱

cool Alex, me not! 😬