Excuse me, but I was bored...and I just did a song parody. This is supposed to be in tune of Eminem's song.
Without Me
by: Sauron
Guess who's back
Back again
Sauron's back
Tell Elf-friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back na nana
[Verse 1: Sauron]
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to claim my ring no more
they want Gandalf, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Gandalf, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Wraiths mixed with some great vigour
Some knives that'll jump start Frodo’s heart quicker
than a shock when he’s got pierced at the shoulder
by the Ringwraith when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin Mount Doom while he is exploding
you waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and I’m power-gaining
I know that you got a job Ms. Eowyn
but your father's heart problem's complicating
So the WC (White Council) won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try shutting down their Palantirs
But they feel so empty, without me
[Chorus: Sauron]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just obey me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
Umm...yeah. 😕