He also fixed his elctions 😉
Heres a lil song i found about it
Updated Lyrics to the Beverly Hillbillies Song
...apologies to Ellie Mae and Jethro Bodine...
Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about,
But that didn't matter 'cause his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.
Well, the first thing you know little George goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk,
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.
The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kinfolks said, "George, you stay at home with Mom!"
Let all the common folk get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard."
Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.
Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be,"
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.
Come November 7, the election ran late.
The kinfolks said, "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.
Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in,
Told all the voters, "Hey we want George to win,
Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation,
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
Y'all come vote now. Ya hear?
Originally posted by Flying High
kk...u r forgiven Exa 😄 and Exabyte.....i hate this Exa thing...just let Exa b Exa and thats that!!!
argh....why cant every1 go bak to their own names?
I like it 😖hifty: its confusing ✅ ✅
*I* cant have my old name back as Thor has it now 😛
Btw - you said youre ill - whats wrong? 🙁
Punishment For Gates
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you.
This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy
and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood,
I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which
you'll be locked up forever.
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor
souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive
coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured
by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which
there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table.
To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation,
Bill says "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.
"The bottle has a hole in it!"
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.
"And it's missing three keys,"
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."
😆
before we go any further is Tassie still Tassie? Are there any other name changes I should be aware of?
*Thinks of another story* I told u about Bill?
Just so u know, the weather there was not cool. It rained. It rained alot. It rained hard. It wasn't fun. What was fun was shoot a Coke can with a .22. I blew it up with one shot. It bursted.