You know what.....I don't care anymore.....I'll just leave now, and never come back here.
"Useless", let the LotR Forum die, I've lost interest.
Half an hour ago, I loved this forum.
No I curse it!
I am odd, yes, and THANKS for pointing that out.
(By south, I meant like....below the equator....he might get a bad suntan)
Originally posted by Gorgoroth
You know what.....I don't care anymore.....I'll just leave now, and never come back here.
"Useless", let the LotR Forum die, I've lost interest.
Half an hour ago, I loved this forum.
No I curse it!
I am odd, yes, and THANKS for pointing that out.
(By south, I meant like....below the equator....he might get a bad suntan)
I am sorry...don't leave...that isn't what we wanted.
The LOTR Forum is a great place to be ! Ask anyone...
Come on guys...tell him how great this place is !!!!
Originally posted by The Innkeeper
CAT COMMANDMENTS >^,,^<Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem.
Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.
Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off of the roll.
Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor, as thou art not transparent.
Thou shalt not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.
Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.
Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy human's lap region.
Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.
Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
Thou shalt not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid, as thou will fall in and trap thy self.
Thou shalt not jump onto the toilet seat, just as thy human is sitting down.
Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4 am.
Thou shalt realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.
Thou shalt not trip thy human even if they are walking too slow.
Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in the house.
Thou shalt remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.
Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.Exa, which ones count for you?
Thou shall not howl at 4am and wake thy human from thy sleep
Thou shall not sit around all hours of thou day
Thou shall not enter and exist a house thinking that will make food appear.