Bond Fan-Fic

Want me to try?

It's like a script cause Pierce will have to be Bond and it'll be made into a movie etc ✅

yeah...into a movie ... 😖hifty:

hey RA, if you wanna, you're more then welcome to give it a shot of course 🙂

I'll do you a nice little JB short script, Y...none of that fancy CGI rubbish though...a nice little character orientated number... ✅

focusing on characters 😄

I think a story where Bond encounters an aging Blofeld would make pretty good reading...

but Blofeld pretty much died 😖

He did??? Last time I saw him was getting bashed about in a submersible sub in DAF...unless you count the FYEO pre-titles sequence??? His name wasn't mentioned there, old boy...something to do with THE COPYRIGHT!!!

Which Kevin McClory has!!! ✅

well, some fat bald dude that holded a grunch against Bond died in FYEO 😛

Why do you think Blofeld hasn't made a reappearence since DAF? McClory has the Broccilli's by the balls and good luck to him! 🙂

and now Bond doesn't need them anymore to make movies 😉 (Blofeld and his other characters)

Yeah... and now that's why the modern ones are crap! 😘

it's not like the classic ones, but it gotta evolve

Yeah...evolve, or should that be dissolve, DOWN the crapper with all the other sh***!!! 😛

ok, DaD was more dissolve, but still, the other Pierce's were good

Only one, TND...

what was wrong with Goldeneye? (can perhaps get the thing of TWINE)

It's an easy to please number like TSWLM...it's horrible to look at i.e. cheap...the Brocoli "vegetables" put everything in there to make up a nice digestible stew for the Bond fan that THEY think THEY know...

BUT there's nothing in the whole mess that's easily swallowed...it's a "comeback" Bond like FYEO and TLD that attempts to appeal to the idiot masses with a nudge nudge, wink wink to the REAL Bond fan...

well, it did need a new look after Dalton 😉

you people are so mean to DAD ❌