I'm from Scotland. A lovely wee place called Wishaw. It's surrounded by heather clad mountains, tumbling rivers and Lochs and you can leave your bike unattended in the street and your front door unlocked coz everyone is so nice and theres no crime, drugs, underage drinking, 15 year old single mothers covered in lizzie duke argos jewellery shoving buggies with 6 month old earring wearing kids and no shell suit neds either. Isn't that true Korri?