The Kmc Islands.

argh! *shakes* what can i do for you? *starts cleaning glasses*

Let's go together before vamp tries to kill me.

*comes to the island in a little plastic dingy*

Whooooo!! PAR-TAY!!!!!

I'd like a little bit of vodka (not a little bit; a lot)

*pours vodka for be@st and abby*

VODKA!!!!! Smirnoff ice........drool

no! i serve only polish vodka 😒

🙄

*swims out far from the island*

MORE; I WANT MORE!!!
hic

but i had smirnoff last night in my little rubber dinghy, I WANT SMIRNOFF!!!!!!!

*pours more* i hope i'll get a good tip for that

NO SMIRNOFF!!!! *points to the NO F*CKING SMIRNOFF sign on the wall*

Do you have vodquila? If you have; you'll get a really good tip (50 cents; joking; 50 bucks)

Gotta have a board if you want to surf!

*opens up Tired Hiker's Surf Rentals right next to the bar*

Don't drink and surf . . . . drink and THEN surf! 😄

Originally posted by Vampiree
NO SMIRNOFF!!!! *points to the NO F*CKING SMIRNOFF sign on the wall*

😂 FINE!! *Drinks a bottle of POLISH vodka* happy!?!?!

How much for a board TH? 😄

Boards are free if you've been drinking!!! I highly encourage and promote surfing under the influence! Only at KMC Islands, of course! 😉 😄

Whooo *grabs a board and heads out to sea*

*Grabs five boards (I drank a lot) and starts selling them.*

*pours vodquilla for be@st* there ye go, hun!

what can i do for you, TH?

*run off a jumps in the water, to go wrestle a shark*