squirrels

i've seen some red ones, but most in england are grey ✅

that creature is evil...

omg there real !!!

sam>😆
pixie>of course theyre real!!!!

I have possoms

i thought you were having me on

❌ i dint lie when it comes to my true love....squirrels!😍

lmao

but there EVIL!!! they follow me through the woods at night, thirsty for my blood 😕

dont be fooled by their furry little bushy-tailed cuteness, they are hellspawn. with really sharp teeth. 😒

Originally posted by total metalhead
but there EVIL!!! they follow me through the woods at night, thirsty for my blood 😕

dont be fooled by their furry little bushy-tailed cuteness, they are hellspawn. with really sharp teeth. 😒

😆 😆 😆 LMFAO

So where are the purple ones?

they crawl into my boiler thing and set on fire and make lots of smoke so the fire thingy goes off and the fire men come and tell me its just a squirrel on fire 😑 that actually happened once

you see? its squirrel suicide-bombing. they're terrorists too 😒

squirrels? did someone say squirrels?

no!!! dont say that word out loud!!!!

😆

Come on, people, don't you know that squirrels are trying to take over the world?!

yup. pretty soon we will be kneeling in front of a superintelligent radioactive squirrel named dennis.

The imported grey squirrels have taken over completely here, in the UK. The only places the indigenous red squirrels have left are the coniferous forest where grey squirrels cannot survive.

I have a bone to pick with the bear in Bo'Selecta about the way he incites the guests to treat Stephen the red squirrel. I'd pull the bear's "tail" off if I could...

Originally posted by jacksparrow22