Lady Eowyns Box Party

Hey, if it happens, it happens. 😱 😮‍💨

We all know that the ladies are waiting for my speedos to fall off.

If you think that's gonna happen, tell me now, so I can go back to my lawnchair outside.

It shouldn't happen I have my package wrapped tight.

yuck. Make sure it stays that way around me, my friend.

Ush, these Jedi approaved swimming trunks are killing me. They're hessian!! 😱 🙁 😮

is that a lightsaber in your trunks or.... 😱

Yes. Yes it is. 😛

*enters pool*
cold! is this heated at all?

If I hold my sabre blade in the pool, might that heat it up?

Nice dive, LE...

depends on what you understand under the word sabre blade...

if it's a heater: ok

Whatever, yerss.

I sense much ignorance in you...

i sense much nastyness in ALL of you!

Hey! What did I do?

alright everyone except the people that posted un-nasty stuff!
(and no ones bathing suit is going to fall off!)

*jumps up and down in pool*
I'm not nasty, I'm not nasty!

Reagon to Bush: where's the lobster?

Errr... we need some some of weird-limiter installed in Yerss...

it's not broken dude!
dude, it's not broken!
it's not broken dude!
dude, it's not broken!
it's not broken dude!
dude, it's not broken!

Perhaps it's ... not ... errrrr... broken ... you... know... it ... might... be ... a ... mis... under...standing...?