Originally posted by Myth
My family is pretty f*cked up. They are the loudest family I've ever heard. They yell and scream at each other over nothing. I never got football because my mom is way to overprotective. When I handed my mom the papers to sign, she took one glance, screamed "THIS IS FOOTBALL!" and through the papers in my face. I later stabbed my self in the thigh with a huge dull sewing needle trying to generate tears to make me seem desperate to play. It failed.
She is so protective that when I went to go to the movies with my friends she made me bring a coat. I went to the high school to meet my friends and I was going to carpool and leave my car in the parking lot. My mom drove to the school to look inside my car to see if I brought my coat, which of course I didn't. She was mad at me for not taking it but do you know how crazy that is that she drove there to see if I brought my coat?
My dad was cleaning the house and took the blinds down from the windows to dust them outside. He lost one of the plastic pieces at the end of the draw-string and she freaked out. In the middle of the front yard my mom screamed at him about how he's such a f*cking ideot and now she has to by a whole new set of blinds.
My parents should be divorced but I think they stay together for us kids (which probably does more harm than good). I have never seen my mom kiss my dad in the near 20 years of my life. However, I've seen my dad "try" to kiss my mom which often ended in a swith nudge to the balls by my moms knee.
My mom is also obsessive compulsive about newspapers. Upstairs is kind of her area. We have couch and a love-seat (total of 5 cushions). 2 of the couch cushions are covered in newspapers at all times and 1 of the love seat cushions is covered. Plus they are all over the floor. Some how, if you move one of the papers, she notices and freaks out because "There was something important in it." She doesn't always know what it was, but it was important. If you search enough, you might be able to find papers from 1999-2001.There's just a few.
My mum is anything but protective 😂
My parents are way too protective... My mom gets kinda pissed whenever I go outside with no shoes because "You could get stung by a bee honey". I have to wear a jacket wherever I go. She was surprised to learn one day that I had been playing my dad's guitar and according to her the guitar is the hardest instrument to learn.
I really got it pretty good compared to everybody else who's posted here.
My friend's parents are divorced, and he lives most of the time with his dad (nice guy), his step mother (sells toys and books, almost never home), his bizarre step brother (obsessed with exercise yet sometimes never seems to get any more fit... Has a Harry Potter poster up in his room... There's more that I'm too lazy to think of), and whoever else happens to be there. It's weird because people just walk right inside the house all the time, without knocking or anything, and nobody finds it remotely odd. The rest of the time, he lives with his mother, who is a terrible smoker, and in general a b!tch. When something smells bad, he says "that smells like my mom's house." She's really verbally abusive, says nasty stuff to him all the time. There's a constant custody battle over him. In his words, "we were going to go to Canada this summer but we spent all our money on a lawyer trying to decide where I was going to live..."
Messed Up Family
Ok so my dad's side of the family has about 14 siblings total.. give or take a few, some living some deceased. My mom has a sister and 2 brothers. My mom married man #1, my mom's sister married man #1's brother, man #2. My mom divorced her man #1 and remarried to #1 & #2s brother, man #3. So to try and elaborate that, my aunt married my uncle, my mom divorced my dad and married my uncle, my uncle is my step dad, my step-sister is my cousin...
And another story, another brother, say man #4, he married a lady he worked with. He much later on got hurt at work and was out of work, lost a lot of income and practically became homeless. This lady's daughter and her husband and kids invited man #4 and the lady to live with them for awhile. man #4 and this lady's daughter kicked out the lady and the daughter's husband so that they could be together. So he is dating his step-daughter, and yes, he is still legally married to his girlfriend's mom.
My family could be on Jerry Springer for sure.
Originally posted by Crazy_Me88whoa shock
Ok so my dad's side of the family has about 14 siblings total.. give or take a few, some living some deceased. My mom has a sister and 2 brothers. My mom married man #1, my mom's sister married man #1's brother, man #2. My mom divorced her man #1 and remarried to #1 & #2s brother, man #3. So to try and elaborate that, my aunt married my uncle, my mom divorced my dad and married my uncle, my uncle is my step dad, my step-sister is my cousin...And another story, another brother, say man #4, he married a lady he worked with. He much later on got hurt at work and was out of work, lost a lot of income and practically became homeless. This lady's daughter and her husband and kids invited man #4 and the lady to live with them for awhile. man #4 and this lady's daughter kicked out the lady and the daughter's husband so that they could be together. So he is dating his step-daughter, and yes, he is still legally married to his girlfriend's mom.
My family could be on Jerry Springer for sure.
making your family tree would be impossible