News! HANGNAIL!
LOL! This is pretty random but I was just watching the news and they were doing a piece on Britney going to China. When they cut back the guy anchorman was filing his nail. The lady said "What the heck are you doing? Are you filing your nail?" The guy said, "I had a hangnail." Then they all started laughing while they were trying to close. Pretty funny... I'm done now.