11. Does this fit in with the Hollow Earth theory?
Yes. Beneath the Earth, or hanging off the edges, is a land populated by either green-skinned women or Nazis. All those claiming to have seen this have misinterpreted it to fit in with the spurious and false Spherical Earth theory.
Beware, hanging off the edges of the planed there is a land populated by green-skinned woman or Nazis. 😐
I have to confess, I read about the Flat Earth Theory via Milla in another thread, and thought there were seriously sects that truly believe it. Then, upon finding this thread, I thought the first post was an actual interview till I got to the point about Great A'Tuin (the turtle) 🙄
Someone push me off the edge please........
Originally posted by Syren
I have to confess, I read about the Flat Earth Theory via Milla in another thread, and thought there were seriously sects that truly believe it. Then, upon finding this thread, I thought the first post was an actual interview till I got to the point about Great A'Tuin (the turtle) 🙄Someone push me off the edge please........
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"There is a school of thought which states, however, that the Earth does not move through space, but rather that it rests on the back of a giant turtle, and that what we call gravity is, in fact, the turtle's animal magnetism. "
this is actually a real argument, the counter argument was that "what does that turtle sit on? and the answer was "another turtle" and the argument recedes to infinity...stupid really
anyways, the only valid argument for the flatness of earth is that of the Membrane Thoery which states that everything in existence in this universe is made up of a single membrane...loosely bound to string theory...but it cannot be proven, therefore can never be disproven as its variables of experimentation lie outside the scope of todays technology, and any concievable technology for that matter. so we'll never know...🙁