Chappelles Talk Thread

I just wanna piss on you.

I Plead The FITH.

Can you elaborate?

No but I can plead the fizzith!

Go Cool yourself in the waters of Lake Minotonka!

It's a celebration!

.....And that was the first time I sucked a d*ck for crack. And it wasn't the last!

this racism is killin me

i just thought i'd let you know joe rogan, i smoke crack...

Well if its't my favorie family to deliver milk to, the Niggars

if you don't mind, joe rogan, i'ma take a nap...

Darkness!!

hu-what?!?!

Charlie Murphy!

is wayne brady gonna have to choke a b!tch?*

*not exactly said by dave, but a cool line non-the-less

bribbins!

fif

Cooold Blooded!

Unniiittyy!!!