I need a massage

My shoulders are stiff and sore. Who wants to help me out?

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Nope not you. Who else?

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because. So who's going to help me out?

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😆 I'm just kidding.

😕

💃

i'm sorry.

I can tell, you keep rubbing my ankles while I said my shoulders are stiff. You suck at this whole massage thing. Sorry, the truth hurts sometimes.

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I wish I had a massage right now so I could go to sleep.

😱 WE HAVE A WINNER FOR SIG OF THE YEAR ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I spent hours looking for that. 😄

No, I think you found it in about 5 minutes but the other 55 minutes you were... um... distracted. naughty

Yeah, yeah, totally! That's what I meant. 😉

Originally posted by burlyman
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😂

so, i would give u a massage, but then u would have to give me one, and im pretty hard to give a massage!

Sorry, I don't return the favor.