If you could beat up one celeb who would it be?

Started by Bloody^Pirate12 pages

I personally dont hate anyone but i have some non-sympathies
like the Olsen Twins are bad actresses and everything!
And any rapper singer except eminem which is funny and has no meanless songs (with a few exceptions)

if i could beat up one celeb., it would be britney spears for sure! hands down! 👿 🤘 😮‍💨

Paris Hilton
Ashton Kutchner
Hilary Duff
Lindsay Lohan
J. Ho
N*Sync
Actually all pop boy bands

Ewan McGregor

Ewan goes down the street and i hide in a back alley, snatch him, ( this is really odd but it is what i think is a cool way to do it) take a sharpened Narsil, and either cut his throat or decapitate him

HILARY DUFF!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUDE LAW!

The little prick!
If he's stupid enough to cheat, he's dumb enough to get caught.

Orlando Bloom
Patrick Wilson
Jude Law
Paris Hilton (is a b1tch)
Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt

Revan Souer

Originally posted by botankus
Revan Souer
Nice 😕

Originally posted by Revan Souer
Nice 😕
😆

why, revan...i did not know you were a celeb, 😄

Originally posted by Fëanor
😆

why, revan...i did not know you were a celeb, 😄

Neither did I 😆
But if people wanna think of me so then who am I to urgue 😎

Originally posted by Revan Souer
Neither did I 😆
But if people wanna think of me so then who am I to urgue 😎
and all this time, i had thought you were just your every day average Joe!!! 😛

can i have your autograph? 😱

I'm lucky enough to already have his autograph.

Originally posted by botankus
I'm lucky enough to already have his autograph.
😂

you lucky git! 😛

Originally posted by botankus
I'm lucky enough to already have his autograph.
Strange. I seem to have spelt my name wrong!!!!!

Revan, on your way to doing whatever it is that you do every day, swing by Britrogue's house and see what she's up to. Don't bring your camera and take any aerial views of her sunbathing or anything like that. Ask her why she's abandoned us all on KMC.

Originally posted by botankus
Revan, on your way to doing whatever it is that you do every day, swing by Britrogue's house and see what she's up to. Don't bring your camera and take any aerial views of her sunbathing or anything like that. Ask her why she's abandoned us all on KMC.
my guess is she has a week off work. i don't actually know where she lives at the moment and even if i did i doubt i'd be welcomed with open arms. more likely a box of razor blades and diy suicide instructions.

Originally posted by Revan Souer
my guess is she has a week off work. i don't actually know where she lives at the moment and even if i did i doubt i'd be welcomed with open arms. more likely a box of razor blades and diy suicide instructions.
and most likely the instruct is written in japanese! jK!

um....to be on topic: Steven Seagal! the sockcucker

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Originally posted by botankus
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 😆 I knew it!!!