Sing Along With Vampy!

Ok, jak juz robie z siebie debila, to na calego.

If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a ***** ain't one
I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money, Cash, Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin dough
I'm like **** critics, you can kiss my whole *******
If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
they don't play my hits - well I don't give a shit, SO!
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, ****ers!
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems, but a ***** ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a ***** ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a ***** ain't one - hit me!

The year is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror is the mother****in law
Got two choices y'all, pull over the car or (hmm)
bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case
So I, pull over to the side of the road
"Son do you know why I'm stoppin you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Or do I look like a mindreader sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four;
license and registration and step out of the car -
are you carryin a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit, all my papers legit
"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack! You should try out
for lawyer or somethin, somebody important or somethin"
Child I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes"
I got 99 problems, but a ***** ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a ***** ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a ***** ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a ***** ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a ***** ain't one - hit me!

Now once upon a time, not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strongarm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God damn sense, try an' push me
I try to ignore him, talk to the Lord
Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin and
he and his boys gon' be yappin to the Captain
And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat again
Back through the system with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor, scratchin again
Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin them
D.A. try to give a nigga shaft again
Half a mill' for bail cause I'm African
All because this fool was harassin them
Tryin to play the boy like he's saccharin
But ain't nuttin sweet bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems B and a ***** ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a ***** ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a ***** ain't one - hit me!

99 problems but a ***** ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a ***** ain't one - hit me!

.. Whoo! Whoo! Uh, uh
Havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a ***** ain't one, ha ha!
You crazy for this one Rick! It's your boy!

you should get a solo career

😎

Yeah, I'm so great 😉

Shake dat ting Miss Kana Kana
Shake dat ting Miss Annabella
Shake dat ting yan Donna Donna
Jodi and Rebecca

Woman Get busy
Jus shake dat booty non-stop
When tha beat drops
Jus keep swingin' it
Get jiggy get crunked up
Percolate anyting you want to call it
Oscillate you hip and don't take pity
Me want fi see you get live 'pon tha riddim when me ryde
And me lyrics a provide electricity
Gal nobody can tell you nuttin'
Can you done know your destiny

Yo sexy ladies want par wid us
In a tha car wid us
Them nah war wid us
In a tha club them want flex wid us
To get next to us
Them cah vex wid us
From tha day me born jah ignite me flame
Gal a call me name and tis me fame
It's all good, girl turn me on
'Til a early morn'
Let's get it on
Let's get it on 'til a early morn'
Girl it's all good jus turn me on

Woman don't sweat it, don't get agitate just gwaan rotate
Can anyting you want you
know you must get it
From you name a mentuin
Don't ease tha tension
Jus run tha program gals wan pet it
Jus have a good tyme
Gal free up unu mind caw nobody can dis yo' man won't let it can
You a tha number one gal
Wave yo' hand
Make them see yo' weddin' band

Yo sexy ladies want par wid us
In a tha car wid us
Them nah war wid us
In a tha club them want flex wid us
To get next to us
Them cah vex wid us
From tha day me born jah ignite me flame
Gal a call me name and tis me fame
It's all good girl turn me on
'Til a early morn'
Let's get it on
Let's get it on 'til a early morn'
Girl it's all good just turn me on

Woman Get busy
Jus shake dat booty non-stop
When tha beat drops
Jus keep swinging it
Get jiggy get crunked up
Percolate anyting you want to call it
Oscillate you hip and don't take pity
Me want fi see you get live 'pon the riddim when me ride
And me lyrics a provide electricity
Gal nobody can tell you nuttin'
Can you done know your destiny

Yo sexy ladies want par wid us
In a tha car wid us
Them nah war wid us
In a tha club them want flex wid us
To get next to us
Them cah vex wid us
From tha day me born jah ignite me flame
Gal a call me name and tis me fame
It's all good girl turn me on
'Til a early morn'
let's get it on
let's get it on 'til a early morn'
girl it's all good just turn me on

Yo, Shake dat ting
Miss Kana Kana shake dat ting
Yo, Annabella shake dat ting
Miss Donna Donna
Yo Miss Jodi yu'r di one and Rebecca shake dat ting
Yo shake dat ting, yo
Joanna shake dat ting, yo
Annabella shake dat ting
Miss Kana Kana

Yo sexy ladies want par wid us
In a tha car wid us
Them nah war wid us
In a tha club them want flex wid us
To get next to us
Them cah vex wid us
From tha day me born jah ignite me flame
Gal a call me name and tis me fame
It's all good girl turn me on
'Til a early morn'
Let's get it on
Let's get it on 'til a early morn'
Girl it's all good just turn me on

Let's get it on 'til a early morn'
Girl it's all good just turn me on

you are

[Sean Paul]
Certified quality
A dat da girl dem need and dem not stop cry without apology
Buck dem da right way - dat my policy
Sean Paul alongside - now hear what da man say - Beyonce
Dutty Ya, Dutty Ya, Dutty Ya
Beyonce sing it now ya

[Chorus]
Baby boy you stay on my mind
Fulfill my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

baby boy not a day goes by
without my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

[Beyonce]
Picture you in the West Indies feelin like royalty in the party
Picture me sexy in a two piece layin on exotic beaches in the white sand
Picture us getting served breakfast five star suites in the south of france
Picture this, bein rich, shoppin for expensive gifts, imagine we can do this all day

[Sean Paul]
Ya ready gimme da ting dat ya ready get ya live
And tell me all about da tings that you will fantasize
I know you dig da way me step da way me make my stride
Follow your feelings baby girl b/c they cannot be denied
Come check me in-a night and make we get it amplified
Me have da ting to run da ship cause I'm go slip and I'm go slide
And in the words of love I got ta get it certified
But I give you da toughest longest type a ride - girl

[Chorus]
Baby boy you stay on my mind
Fulfill my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

baby boy not a day goes by
without my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

[Beyonce]
Picture you an African prince just lookin at the water glistenin off my body
Picture me an Indian princess diamond necklace from the house of cartier
Picture us layin on silk sheets looking at the sunset sippin Champaign
Picture this me and you doin what we wanna do imagine we could do this all day
Woh na na na

[Chorus]
Baby boy you stay on my mind
Fulfill my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

baby boy not a day goes by
without my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

baby boy you stay on my mind
(yo yo b)
baby boy you are so damn fine
(yea yea girl)
Baby boy won't you be mine
(yo yo b)
Baby boy lets...concieve an angel

baby boy you stay on my mind
(yo yo b)
baby boy you are so damn fine
(yea yea girl)
Baby boy won't you be mine
(yo yo b)
Baby boy lets...concieve an angel

[Sean Paul]
You a Top top - girl
Me and you together is a wrap - dat girl
Driving round da town in your drop top - girl
You no stop shop - girl
Little more di Dutty, want rock dat world

Yous a Top top - girl
Me and you together is a wrap - dat girl
Driving round da town in your drop top - girl
You no stop shop- girl
Little more di Dutty, want rock dat world
[Beyonce]
Woh na an na

[Beyonce]
Baby boy you stay on my mind
Fulfill my fantasies
(Woh na na na)

I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams
(Woh na na na)

baby boy not a day goes by
without my fantasies
(Woh na na na)

I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

[Sean Paul + Beyonce]
We stepping it hotta this year
(Hotta hotta unda ya)
We stepping it hotta this year
(Hotta hotta unda ya)
I know you gon like itI know you gon like it

Im stepping out hotta this year
(Hotta hotta unda ya)
Im stepping out hotta this year
(Hotta hotta unda ya)
So dont you fight it So dont you fight it

can you make a song up about yoda

Ok, just give me some time 😛

will do

Song about Yoda. Ok, I'll think about it 😉

I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Now I know I'm being used
That's okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay cause I've got no self esteem
We make plans to go out at night
I wait till 2 then I turn out the light
All this rejection's got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her so
When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care Right?
Now I'll relate this a little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

hw the song coming

Great! I hope 😕 Yes, it does.

well i gotta go now so i'll have to check it tomorow

(What y'all want?)Unconditional Love (no doubt)
Talking bout the stuff that don't wear off
It don't fade
It'll last for all these crazy days these crazy nights
Whether you wrong or you right
I'm a still love you
Still feel you
Still there for you
No matter what
You will always be in my heart with unconditional love

Come listen to my truest thoughts, my truest feelings
All my peers doing years beyond drug dealing
How many caskets can we witness
Before we see it's hard to live
This life without God, so we must ask forgiveness
Ask mama why God deserved to die
Witness the tears falling free from my eyes
Before she could reply
Though we were born without a silver spoon
My broken down TV, show cartoons in my living room
One day I hope to make it
A player in this game
Mama don't cry, long as we try
Maybe things change
Perhaps it's just a fantasy
A life where we don't need no welfare
Shit with our whole family
Maybe it's me that caused it
The fighting and the hurting
In my room crying cause I didn't want to be a burden
Watch mama open up her arms to hugging
And I ain't worried bout a damn thang, with unconditionl love

In this game the lesson's in your eyes to see
Though things change, the future's still inside of me
We must remember that tomorrow comes after the dark
So you will always be in my heart, with unconditional love

Just got the message you've been calling all week
Been out here hustling on these streets, ain't had a chance to speak
But you know, with you and me it's on G
We could never be enemies, cause you been such a good friend to me
Where would I be without my dawgs
No wonder why when times get hard
Cause it ain't easy being who we are
Driven by my ambitions, desire higher positions
So I proceed to make Gs, eternally in my mission
Is to be more than just a rap musician
The elevation of today's generation If could make 'em listen
Prison ain't what we need, no longer stuck in greed
Time to play and strategize, my family's gotta eat
When we make somethin out of nothing
No pleasure in the suffering, neighborhood would be good
If they could cut out all the busting
The liquor and the weed the cussing
Sending love out to my block
The struggle never stops unconditional love

In this game the lesson's in your eyes to see
Though things change, the future's still inside of me
We must remember that tomorrow comes after the dark
So you will always be in my heart, with unconditional love

I'll probably never understand ya ways
With everyday I swear I hear ya
Trying to change your ways while gettin paid at the same time
Just had a baby with the same eyes
Something inside, please let me die these are strange times
How come I never made it
Maybe it's the way the played it in my heart
I knew one day I gotta be a star
My hopes and all my wishes
So many vivid pictures, and all the currency
I'll never even get to see
This fast life soon shatter us
Cause after all the lights and screams
Nothing but my dreams matter
Hoping for better days
Maybe a peaceful night, baby don't cry
Cause everythang gonna be alright
Just lay your head on my shoulder
Don't worry bout a thang baby
Girl I'm a soldier

Never treated me bad, no matter who I was
You still came with that, unconditional love

Bye!

We used to be number 10
But now we're permanent one
Wyclef, Preacher's Son, Ichi bang,
Listen Mrs. Tin Can
I'm your candy handy man
Me without you is like American without the Band Stand
Cool fellow, dancehall stay mellow,
All that guntalk who would have thought you died yellow
Damn, another hero wannabe
Now he sleeps with his friends in the mortuary
Dude, I find it rude, when you intrude,
My pistol nozzle hits your nasal,
Doo doo comes out your anal
Just because your buff, don't play tuff
Cause I'll reverse the earth and turn your flesh back to dust.
[LAURYN]:CHORUS
Ooooh La La La,
It's the way that we rock when we're doing our ting
Oooh La La La, It's the natural LA that the Refugees Bring
Oooh La La La La La La Lalala La Laaah, Sweeeeet Thing
[FORTE]
I stay high off the Fu-Gee-La
Bust when we rush,
Through you must, know ruckus
Crew got G's like the refu's
So F who
Ever want to test
Bring me stress,
West coast back to east,
Grab my toast when I reach
Truly curvin', swervin, lifestyle is urban,
Sippin' Bourbon, surviving
We real to keep the word when
A boy want fa testthis set
Then you get wet-up
Just a bit to unprepared to to shoot him fair bet
[LAURYN]
Fake bullets can't scar me
I can smell the weak out like safari
Play you out like Atari
Sacrifice you Hari Kari
And I'm sorry,
To every single rapper, Dick and Harry
Saying they want to spar me
Cause how thick my repertoire
And my memoir be
Reminding me of eating Calamari in the Khalahari with a band of
Rhastafari.
Ha Ha Ha Ha, You shouldn't diss refugees, and
Ha Ha Ha Ha, You whole sound set's bootie , and
[LAURYN]:CHORUS
Oooh La La La, It's the way that we rock when we're doing our
ting
Oooh La La La, It's the remix sound that the Refugees Bring
Oooh La La La La La La Lalala La Laaah, Sweeeeet Thing
[PRAZ]
I sit 90 degrees underneath palm trees,
Sitting in the cool breeze in the West Indies
Flea to sea, Ship my keys
On the Santa Maria, sip Sangria with senoritas
(They keep telling me this and telling me that)
They smile in my face then they talk behind my back
But what they lack is the facts about my stats
My rap impact will kill you softly like Roberta Flack
[CLEF] 2X
Ayo, What's goin' on
Armageddon come you know we soon done
Gun by my side just in case I gotta rump
A boy on the side of Babylon,
Trying to front like he's down with
Mount Zion.

Song by the man who looks like Raz 😄

Mimian to but the tiri bachin akilar,
baleri ke muki ale bachin akilaaaaar,

Mimian to but the tiri bachin akilar,
baleri ke muki ale bachin akilar,

I'll retari nakesiri ona tar, (Aoouuuuuh!)

The Mundian to bach ke Rahi,
with the Hurle, hurle, hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach ke Rahi
with the Hurle, Hurle, Hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach keee Rahiiiiiiiiii-ahhh!

(Hua!)

Eraki kisure gemme silli etha Hoker-e,
siki eth adama sillin millin etha hoker-eee,

Eraki kisure gemme silli etha Hoker-e,
siki eth adama sillin millin etha hoker-eeeee,

Tami ke Rakimi itoml-mi putai,
Tami ke Rakimi itoml-mi putai,

U'll the muri gemmi onli albahar , (Aoouuuuuh!)

The Mundian to bach ke Rahi,
with the Hurle, hurle, hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach ke Rahi
with the Hurle, Hurle, Hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach keee Rahiiiiiiiiii-ahhh!

Garib beat to wan mi pea urub da tha marda
pot della alla ina Hurlara miss tha hardaaa,

Garib beat to wan mi pea urub da tha marda
pot della alla ina Hurlara miss tha hardaaa,

On Ai go the Hindi you konimi kanithor,
On Ai go the Hindi you konimi kanithor,

I'll gerent the ersoni koinar, (Aoouuuuuh!)

The Mundian to bach ke Rahi,
with the Hurle, hurle, hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach ke Rahi
with the Hurle, Hurle, Hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach keee Rahiiiiiiiiii-ahhh!

(Hua!)

Mundian To Bullop eneri ab tha Harria,
tell mi if Ai Canabi eneri abi sharia,

Mundian To Bullop eneri ab tha Harria,
tell mi if Ai Canabi eneri abi sharia,

Then you up tha heuabe erubi ab di wanna,
Then you up tha heuabe erubi ab di wanna,

In tha Sackin and tha Hussin ant tha wa, (Aoouuuuuh!)

The Mundian to bach ke Rahi,
with the Hurle, hurle, hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach ke Rahi
with the Hurle, Hurle, Hurle murd Bilar,
The Mundian to bach keee Rahiiiiiiiiii-ahhh!

whatever happened to songs in english 😖

bring back dukes777 and gorilamanx

🙄

This is the end result of so many meetings
At late night dinners with no one eating,
We sit in corners and sip burnt coffee,
Count the tiles up on the ceiling,
Lets skip the pretense and cut straight to dying,
Just dont beg me to keep your eyes from crying,

You said so much without even parting your lips,
Its past 3am and I'm still far from sleep,
And this is a habit I cant break,
You're my only company,
I'm skipping stones

Street lights flicker like this match in my hand,
Street lights flicker like this match in my hand
Street lights flicker like this match in my hand,
It was begging to strike,
It was begging to strike
I keep repeating but this payphone tele stopped receiving,
Flat out of change now and I'm sure you won't accept the charges,
Its all the same because by morning I'll be halfway to colarado,
Or someplace like that,

You said so much without even parting your lips,
Its past 3am and I'm still far from sleep,
And this is a habit I cant break,
You're my only company,
I'm skipping stones down on some suburban street

She keeps on asking "do you think it hurts much to die?"
Its hurting so much more to stay alive now,
Shes gonna find out how much it hurts to die

She laced her perfume up with death,
I feel it in my lungs,
So I'll pull in the deepest breath and drop my head

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless,but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on

Yeah... Ha Ha!
Finally someone let me out of my cage
Now, time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at repairs
And I'm under each snare
Intangible
Bet you didn't think so I command you to
Panoramic view
Look I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose
Sit and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes
Who you think is really kickin' tunes?
Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
Like you lit the fuse
You think it's fictional
Mystical? Maybe
Spiritual
Hearable
What appears in you is a clearer view cos you're too crazy
Lifeless
To know the definition for what life is
Priceless
For you because I put you on the hype shit
You like it?
Gunsmokin' righteous with one token
Psychic among those
Possess you with one go

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless,but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on

The essence the basics
Without it you make it
Allow me to make this
Childlike in nature
Rhythm
You have it or you don't that's a fallacy
I'm in them
Every sprouting tree
Every child apiece
Every cloud you see
You see with your eyes
I see destruction and demise
Corruption in disguise
From this ****in' enterprise
Now I'm sucking to your lies
Through Russ, though not his muscles but the percussion he provides
with me as a guide
But y'all can see me now cos you don't see with your eye
You perceive with your mind
That's the inner
So I'm gonna stick around with Russ and be a mentor
Bust a few rhymes so mother ****ers
Remember where the thought is
I brought all this
So you can survive when law is lawless
Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead
No squealing, remember
(that it's all in your head)

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
My future

Song for the Deaf--- Queens of the stone age

Nobody's comin' down the hall
Nobody echoes in my head
Broken reflection outta luck
Nobody ever needed it

I got what was
I want to take what's left
I'm ready now

Beautiful. Senses are gone
Canary in a gilded cage
Singing…

Sweet soft and low
I will poison you all
Come closer racing to your tongue

I got what was, I want to take what's left
No talk will cure, what's lost or
Save what's left, for the Deaf

The blind can go get ****ed
Lie beside the ditch
This halo round my neck
Has torn out every stitch

Who are you hidin'? Is it safe for the deaf?
Beautiful, cancer, infiltrate, and forget
I saw you comin' I heard not a thing
A mistake not listen when I knew
Where you'd been

I got what was, I want to take what's left
No talk will cure, what's lost or
Save what's left, for the Deaf