DAD:
There are Jews in the world,
There are Buddists,
There are Hindus and Mormons
and then,
There are those that follow
Mohammad,
but I've never been one of them...
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before
I was born,
And the one thing they say
about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as
you're warm...
You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a
great brain,
You don't have to have any
clothes on -
You're a Catholic the moment
Dad came...
Because...
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILD:
Let the heathens spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for,
each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN NEIGHBOURS:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
WOMEN NEIGHBOURS:
If a sperm is wasted,
CHILDREN:
God gets quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is wanted,
BRIDE AND GROOM:
Every sperm is good,
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed,
CARDINALS:
In your neighbourhood.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's!
FIRST MOURNER:
Mine!
LADY MOURNER:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYBODY:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
It's impossible not to like THAT.