Sing Along With Vampy!

Started by Röland299 pages

Did you use a condom?

We don't want any little Thorinns running around.

Always, double bag it even.

Irene hangs around with Femme, you never know what she might catch.

haermm

Femme gets around, I heard she did Barker. 😬

I heard he was crying at first, but later on he just went with the flow. 13

I heard he has terrible burning sensations when he pees now. 13

Thats to be expected, Femme is rather, how shall I put this.

Oh yeah, INFECTED. 31

Femme had caught them all by the time she got to my Pokeballs, if you catch my drift. 13

Originally posted by Barker
Femme had caught them all by the time she got to my Pokeballs, if you catch my drift. 13
So are you saying you originally infected Femme? 13

Originally posted by Thorinn
Thats to be expected, Femme is rather, how shall I put this.

Oh yeah, INFECTED. 31

Infected is such a dirty term. 13

Originally posted by Barker
Femme had caught them all by the time she got to my Pokeballs, if you catch my drift. 13

I don't catch your drift. 31

No way, what I'm saying is that after various "tests", I found her to be nothing more than the female Teddiursa to my male Ursaring. 13

Originally posted by Röland
Infected is such a dirty term. 13

I don't catch your drift. 31

It's all I got. 13

Originally posted by Barker
No way, what I'm saying is that after various "tests", I found her to be nothing more than the female Teddiursa to my male Ursaring. 13
😐

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Originally posted by Barker
No way, what I'm saying is that after various "tests", I found her to be nothing more than the female Teddiursa to my male Ursaring. 13

I have no idea what you just said there.

How many times are you going to change your sig tonight?

I don't know. I need a new one, but I'm too ass lazy to get off my damn and make one.

Originally posted by Röland
I have no idea what you just said there.


I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

I'll make you one.

Next week. 13

Yeah, and Barker will finally update SotAM. 🙄

Originally posted by Barker
I don't know. I need a new one, but I'm too ass lazy to get off my damn and make one.

I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Tell me Bill, how much time a week would ya say you spend on these TPS reports?

Yeeeaaah......

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, and Barker will finally update SotAM. 🙄
I made you a sig before. 13