To All The Newbs!!!!
yo waddup newbs. this is an urgent message warning you to stay away from the member who calls himself 'Deniro' aka 'Big D' or wateva the hell he calls himself nowadays. he may try to force you to join the ranks of his zombie army, so beware. he may be enticing, maybe even sexy at times, but dont let that fool you, he probably wants to eat your children. alive.
Thankyou, and remember, if hes puny chat away, if hes a muscle bound body-builder nut STAY AWAY.