This guy I know, Raz, had to apply to British Big Brother by video, so he went into Cardiff City with three friends and did this:-
(Said this to the camera) "Hi, I'm Raz, I should be on Big Brother because I'm going to be the first person to have sex in the house, and not nessercary with humans because if you look over there (camera points to a friend dressed up as a chicken) chicken's are easier. GET THE CHICKEN!!!!"
Raz then chased his friend round Cardiff, stipping on the way which resulted in him running around naked after some guy dressed up as a chicken in front of 1000 people!