Story Time With Solo!

Hello little boys and girls!Everytime you wanna tell a story tell one!

One day I was smoking a joint. And my bro's all,"Hey man that's one fat blunt your rolling with". And I'm like,"Dude I know".

It was crazy.

(No I'm not a stoner.)

speaking of joints...i got stoned with this hot girl once and than she had a class or somethin so i went to the gym and played basketball and couldnt miss a shot i was knockin them down from nba range while gettin fouled and they were still goin in....i figured i would be a step slower but it was almos like i was a step quicker, she musta scored that weed from allen iverson or somethin

(i'm not a stoner either)

Man that's awesome.

It reminds me this story last year. I got waisted in my friend's back yard and one friend of mine rubbed a dildo on my face and pissed all over my sleeping bag.

😆....that musta sucked....where the hell did your freind get a dildo?....did he bring the dildo from home or buy the didlo just for the party?....that sounds like a f*cked up party

you people are weird 🤨

Um, we all are. Duh. 😐

Originally posted by wuTa
😆....that musta sucked....where the hell did your freind get a dildo?....did he bring the dildo from home or buy the didlo just for the party?....that sounds like a f*cked up party

He bought it for the party, I think 😕 .

😘

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
😘

I know it was disguisting...It reminds me of this other time.....Nah, I won't tell that one.

better not soil me by telling them 😖

Originally posted by <<Solo>>
Hello little boys and girls!Everytime you wanna tell a story tell one!

One day I was smoking a joint. And my bro's all,"Hey man that's one fat blunt your rolling with". And I'm like,"Dude I know".

It was crazy.

(No I'm not a stoner.)

Story time with Solo... Sing along with Cyclops.

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all i gotta say is.... wow... you can keep this thread.

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Ya.... i love that pic.

Me too

Originally posted by Raventheonly
all i gotta say is.... wow... you can keep this thread.

That looks like Cartmen when he says,"Screw you guys I'm going home".

So one day I was sitting on a bench in a park and I was playing a guitar and I was somehow really really good and I was rocking out on my stratocaster that had flames painted on it and that was cool but then a string broke so I smashed it on the stage and that was even cooler so then I went to get some chinese food and I had sweet and sour pork and I was like "dude this tastes like crap" and the guy who was cooking it was like "I know" and then I'm like "oh you wanna go" and he came up to me and I turned into Mike Tyson and kicked his lily ass and then I turned back into me and then I went off to join the Moscow Philharmonic (they're awesome live if you ever get a chance to see them take it 😉 ) where I played the contrabassoon I really sucked but oh well because the conductor somehow didn't notice and I got payed a lot except for one day this big Russian guy came up to me outside and said something in Russian and it sounded really mean but there was a caption at the bottom of the screen that said "I like bunny rabbits, don't you?" and I said "um yeah sure" 'cos I didn't want to mess with him or nothin' and then Darth realized that he had written himself into a corner 😬

That's freaking awesome.

Anyways today I was like,"Hey Mom". She's like,"Dude what"?"I was like I got an A on my math final. And she's all,"Dude that's awesome,man". And I'm like,"Cheyeah".

Sweeeeeet. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by <<Solo>>
That's freaking awesome.

Anyways today I was like,"Hey Mom". She's like,"Dude what"?"I was like I got an A on my math final. And she's all,"Dude that's awesome,man". And I'm like,"Cheyeah".

an i was like 'dude watch this' an she was all 'omg man thats totally awsome' an i was all 'dude i know!' an shes all 'im so amazed!'

nah just playin dawg! 😛 ur stories rock!