What do you call a black hitchhiker?
Stranded
What kind of bees give the most milk?
boo bees
"Daddy,what are those two dogs doing?"
"Uh.......ones sick and the other ones pushing him to the hospital."
What do you call an italian who marries a black?
A social climber.
Why do italians wear hats?
So they know which end to wipe.
Did you hear about the Italian who cleaned out his ear and his head cave in?
Why do Mexicans eat beans everyday?
So they can take a bubblebath at night.
Why arent there any swimmingpools in Mexico?
Because all the Mexicans who cans swim are over here.
What do you call guy with a toe growing here(point to knee)?
TONY
What is the ultimate rejection?
When your masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
ok so theres a straight guy and a gay guy riding in a car,
they get to a red lite, and the gay guy wuz like
"in 5 seconds the light will turn green" 5 secs later it turns green
"WOAH! how did u no that?" the straight guy sed
"Gay ppl no everything!" the gay guy sed
so they keep riding and they get to another red light
"in 15 seconds the lite will turn green" the gay guy sed
15 secs pass and it turns green
"HOLY SH!T, how did u do that again?!?!" the straight guy sed
"Well again gay ppl no everything" the gay guy sed
so they go to a mall and ther walking, and walking and they go up those eletric stair things?...that go up by themselves??
...wut r they agen.....???