The United States of Myth

I did things like this for my mental institute. 😆

*pledges allegiance*

Pledges allegence *but curses the kingdom under his breath*

😖

HAHAHAHA! This bar is off-limits... HAHAHA!

*Slurks around the castle and watches the princess*

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^ wise words from a wise man.

Originally posted by Myth
Welcome to the United States of Myth. Home of the brave (me). Where everybody (named Myth) is free and equal and all others within this great nation are inferior to Myth. So bow down before the great mighty king of USM. Here he is. You know him... You love him (or you'll be deported)...

MYTH!

My name is Myth and I approve this message.

well myth ruler of USM...I Raven Guardia am starting a war with your loser country my country is called USR. and all peoples are free as long as they listen to my rule. so take this *drops 50 nucs on USM* 😈

Good thing USM has the "Star Wars" defense system in place.

*Destroys nuclear weapons immediately after launch.

Double O-MYTH? Where are you? You need to disarm all of Raven Guardia's WMDs.

well sir myth my army is top noach spy's and I have the warriors untied they have radar hearing they can fly do magic climb walls like spider turn invisible and more so watch out....ravens army is on the loose

Present these warriors and spies. I do not believe they exist.

The Bill of Myth

1. Freedom of Speach, Press, Assembly, OR religion... choose one and only one.

2. The right to arm-wrestle a bear.

3. Quartering Myth - Anybody named Myth may occupy other peoples places and materials goods if their name is not Myth

4. Search and Seizure - If anybody tries to search you, throw a tantrum, seizure and convulsion or whatever else necessary until you get away.

5. Trial and Punishment - Everybody must answer to Myth. No hiding the truth. Incriminate yourself if asked to by Myth even if its not the truth. You may be tried twice if I decide that you need to be. You may be deprived of life, liberty, and property (especially property) if proven guilty... or if I want your property. Your property may be borrowed for public use even if proven innocent.

6. The Right to a Speedy Trial - It will be speedy because I'm not very patient. I'll make it so quick, that your trial may be decided without propper examination. But it will be fair... NOT! 😆

7. Trial by Myth in a Civil Case - I am judge, jury, and executioner. The last one is the fun one so make sure your not guilty.

8. Cruel and Unusual Punishment - Yep.

9. Construction of the Constitution - The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by Myth.

10. Powers of Myth - The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the Myth respectively, not to the people. Ah hell, anything I say goes, lets put it that way.