*chubby man pulls out a celly and calls for an escourt service, ask for:*
"whut up chico, i needs a groupie thang happin' 2 night, look bro', i want a crew of latino biznits. no otha race, ya' hear, me no want pink nipples...yeah...cool....send em here, i'm in a chevy with phat rims..."
*hangs up phone and changes to bone-thugs and harmony song, "Notorious THUGZ", with biggie.*