Myth
Give me your babies!!!
I've had tons of costumes if you count school dress up days.
Decades day (my class was the 80's): I was a white Kareem Abdul Jabbar. I really emphasised certain parts of the outfit to really get it to sell. I wore super tight and super high shorts. The jersey was skin tight and barely went down to the shorts. The goggles and the socks just flat out ruled. I won the contest for the day. 😄
Halloween 03: I dressed as a lady in sexy underwear. I used school colors so I won the "best use of school colors" contest.
For Spring Fling, 6 of my friends dressed up as "Rainbow Warriors" as we called them. (See link link for example of costume)
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I jello wrestled for my school in a little kids bumble bee costume. It was meant for a 5 year old but I squeezed into it. It even had a little hood with giant eyes on it and antennas. I just wore black tights for the bottom.
I know there is more but I can't think of them.
Ideas for next year:
1. Borrow a wheel chair from the Physical Training department of my school and turn it into a baby stroller. I'll have to sit down and use a box built around my head with a baby doll body connecting at my neck so I'll be a baby with a giant head in a stroller.
2. Get 2 blow up dolls and wire them to my hips. If I can only find female, I'll be a pimp with 2 whore's at my sides. If i find male ones without penises, I'll dress all 3 of us in suits and buy 3 Agent Smith masks.
3. Get a skin colored suit and strap a giant, real looking dildo (preferably floppy) to my crotch. Then I'll crash as many Halloween parties as possible but that one I can't wear to class.