ok so last night i'm playing pool at this bar....and this hot ass bartender starts throwing me and my buddy free shots of like everything. On top of the 3 pitchers their...we had 6 shots each (wrecked)
then we went to another bar and we got our drink on again...but some 40+ girl came up to me and somehow 🙄 sex was brought up....well she said she could break me off in 3 minutes. I told her i didn't think she could get me hard in 3 minutes. So she grabs my hands and puts them on her ti.ts and has me feel them up for like 3 minutes...sweet!!!! then she lifts up her shirt in the bar and tells me to suck on them!!!!!!! too bad it wasn't her friend because she was fine as hell. Well long story short....lotsa alchy, some ass, and a safe ride home from a random bar chick....mardi gras rules!!
oh yeah...and some guy wanted to kick my twin bro's ass, so he unknowingly started crap with me...but i had like 7 friends there. We woulda kicked his ass up, down, left, right, backwards...but instead we had the bouncer chuck him out. That bar is like the "Cheers" bar....sometimes i wanna go where everybody knows my name....*starts dancing*