Pull back the hair, trim the brows,
Apply shading and then foundation,
Eye shadow, mascara, and curl;
Black eye liner, rouge and lipstick,
A little touch up, I'm good to go,
It's a lot of work being a girl.
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Clasp the bra and turn it around,
Tuck them in and pull up the straps,
It's a bad fit but it was on sale;
Legs shaved for the millionth time,
I fight to get into my panty hose,
It's a lot of work being a female.
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Panties in place, on goes the dress,
Followed by earrings and necklace,
Being attractive means looking well;
A mirror check, throw on my heels,
So he asks what took me so long,
It's a lot of work being a gal.
😂