Why ask why? ... Questions... Questions...

Started by drunk_nazgul3 pages

lol! What genius!

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If the masculine pronouns are HE, HIS, and HIM...
Shouldn't the feminine pronouns be SHE, SHIS, and SHIM? ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? ๐Ÿ˜‰

You know how most packages say "Open here". โœ… What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? ๐Ÿ˜„

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um...get a new box, n hope ur not driving in the dark at the seed of light...

If you were in a room all by yourself, n nobody knew you were there, n there was no way for you to leave, and you didnt know WHERE this room was, so you couldnt tell anyone where you were even if you could...n u couldnt see or hear or breath or eat or sleep or die or anything n u were jus this mass of human being...would you exist?

Originally posted by Jury Copeland
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If the masculine pronouns are HE, HIS, and HIM...
Shouldn't the feminine pronouns be SHE, SHIS, and SHIM? ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

No. It's the other way around hun. We have the upper end of the food chain. She, Hers, Her... She, Hers, Her... It all belongs to us. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
winkiss

Originally posted by realworlddreams
um...get a new box, n hope ur not driving in the dark at the seed of light...

If you were in a room all by yourself, n nobody knew you were there, n there was no way for you to leave, and you didnt know WHERE this room was, so you couldnt tell anyone where you were even if you could...n u couldnt see or hear [b]or breath or eat or sleep or die or anything n u were jus this mass of human being...would you exist? [/B]


i guess .. โŒ no...
how could I ever exist if i just couldn't breath? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
... ๐Ÿ˜• and it's impossible not to die even you can't breath.
i dunno ๐Ÿ™
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Questions.. questions...

๐Ÿ˜› Why do you have "running nose" and "smelling feet"?

๐Ÿ˜„ Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables... what does a humanitarian eat? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜†

how many "tree huggers" actually hug trees?

Originally posted by ABE LINCOLN
becasuse

because

because

because

and because

there you have it ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Why does that idiot have an Albireo DA account if he doesnt use it and I NEED IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Why does that idiot have an Albireo DA account if he doesnt use it and I NEED IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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๐Ÿ˜ฎ Why is it when you "sit up" and "sit down", the result will always be the same?

๐Ÿ˜„ How can someone "draw a blank"?

๐Ÿ˜• Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

you do NOT need a silencer to shoot a mime. ๐Ÿ™‚

Originally posted by Pred@tor
you do NOT need a silencer to shoot a mime. ๐Ÿ™‚

oh really? ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜ฎ i didn't know that.

๐Ÿ˜ฎ If 7-11 store is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on their doors? ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by Jury Copeland
๐Ÿ˜• Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Possible to induce into a flaming state and possible to inflame.