Damn Bird
Okay...So I went into my backyard this afternoon and found a duckling hanging out of my dog's mouth-by its head. So I took it out of his mouth, and it was still alive, and suprisingly in perfect condition. AND IT HAS BEEN CHIRPING NON-STOP, THINKS I'M ITS FREAKIN MOM, AND FOLLOWS ME WHEREVER I GO! I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY WATCH IT OR ELSE IT'LL END UP IN MY YARD OR A NEIGHBORS AND BE MAULED BY ANOTHER ANIMAL! AND IF IT IS MORE TWO INCHES AWAY FROM ME, IT'LL HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN! AAAAH! I AM DEFINATLY BRINGING IT TO A SHELTER TOMORROW 😒
...but it's soo cute 😍