"I'd like to smash in somebodies skull with a lead pipe. That would be fun."
Fun?
I really hope youre under the age of 18, so your post might be attributed to youthful exuberance.
I don't like to fight. Were I cornered with no way out, I would grab the heaviest thing I could find and hit the person with it...hard. Barring that I would kick them in the nuts, or go for the windpipe...whatever would neutralize the threat as quickly as possible. Movies make people do stupid things, like fighting fair.